| 1. Climbing Lamp-posts | ||
| 2. Eating Lemons | ||
| 3. Showing Everyone How Invisible You Are | ||
| 4. Riding Orange Double Decker Buses (for an explanation click here) | ||
| 5. Looking Up Funny Words In A Dictionary | ||
| 6. Playing Naked Twister (Kids, this one is maybe a bit serious for you) | ||
| 7. Making Lists Of Stuff | ||
| 8. Breaking The Speed Of Light | ||
| 9. Saying Words That Sound Funny | ||
| 10. Inventing Perpetual Motion | ||
| 11. Fiddling With A Two Pence Coin | ||
| 12. Putting Stuff In A Microwave (Kids, please have an immature adult present whilst doing this) | ||
| 13. Spontaneously Combusting | ||
| 14. Building The Tower Of Babel | ||
| 15. Putting Dead Hamsters In A Particle Accelerator (Kids, A Particle Accelerator Is Not A Toy, So Make Sure You Wear Your Safety Goggles At All Times) | ||
| 16. Owning North Dakota (Kids, Remember To Always Use North Dakota Responsably) | ||
| 17. Being Radioactive | ||
| 18. Sleepwalking | ||
| 19. Putting Strangers In Awkward Situations (See How To Start A Conversation In 3 Easy Steps) | ||
| 20. Burning Things (Kids, Remember To Have An Immature Firefighter Nearby) |