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He is also known as Galderhat, "that twat over there?!" or just simply Karl Kavanagh. He hails from Dublin, where the road signs say go "Dead Slow". So if you wanna blame anyone, blame them, the bastards. He is obsessed with Discworld, Nintendo things, Rocky Horror, They Might Be Giants and the Undergrads (cartoon that was on TG4, for all the Englishy types out there). So, erm, we aren't worrying or anything. He compulsively fidgets and bites his nails, and mastur...um, no that's it. He is a transvestite and mad scientist, and calls himself "Frank". He has better lipsticks than me. He also draws and writes weird shit...no, literally.
FAVOURITE FILMS: Life of Brian, anything Kevin Smith-esque, Rocky Horror Picture Show, early (i.e not shit) Star Wars and, rather predictably, Lord of the Rings. Tsk.
FAVOURITE SWEAR WORDS: Feck, bollocks, arse.
BURNING LIKE CYSTITIS AMBITION: To be bashed around on stage by Richie and Eddie from Bottom, and have the odd swear word here and there.
Karl, simply enjoying a good night in, with his coffee, computer and cocaine
And by that I mean, of course, do you want to become a staffer? For this site only, mind, I'm afraid we can't offer positions on other people's sites. Or maybe we could... hey, that'd be good for a laugh...
Anyway, if you want to work here (voluntary, non-paid work, natch), hang out with all the cool kids, and of course get a spanky little profile page all for your own, you'll first have to prove yourself. Oooooh is right, missus. All we really want is some sort of contribution towards the site, and your in. So it's not very demanding, is it? Email one of us, the addresses are all over the place.