thursday, May 29, 2003

Those who haven't had a chance to check out the new forum are sorely missing out.  We've already discussed and  figured out of of the more baffling mysteries of this lifetime.   We even have a chat room.  By the way, it is mandatory that all atx team members join.  Where are you Mamadou, Luda and Chollywood?

Don't forget to check out the letter of the month.  Hurt seems to be getting quite a bit of feedback.  Whether or not it is beneficial is not for me to decide.  I just post what the readers think.
 

wednesday, May 28, 2003

Update: Due to the contribution of your fellow reader, f'n, we now have a new forum to post of ideas, comments and ramblings.  So click the link, sign up and post away.

tuesday, May 27, 2003

Hope everyone had a good Memorial Day holiday.  Let me catch everyone up on what happened.  team atx had a horrible tournament.  We went 1-1 on Saturday and followed up with a embarrassing game on Sunday.  See the details in hoops.  Sexless in Sachse attempted to hook up with three different girls.  I have not yet decided if I should post the pics and have our very own version of the  "asg Dating Game."  We went to a sorry hip-hop club on Saturday night.  We went to the Isle of Capri in Lake Charles on Sunday night.  I won $100 playing black jack, but also got a speeding ticket for going 81 in a 60 zone.  Got up late on Monday and had lunch with the team.  We then drove back to Dallas and had a late dinner at Dave and Busters in Frisco.  Mamr and Sasq found/stole someone's game card with $40 on it.  We played the Hot Shot game and I got beat both Chollywood and Binkie.  Finally, called it a night and weekend and went home and slept.

The letter of the month has always been a lightning rod for the readers.  This month's letter is no exception.  See what the readers think about Hurt in Houston. 

Coming Soon:  Thanks to the dedicated efforts of my photojournalist staff, I have been able to compile various photos of elusive thong in it's  natural state.  This promises to be a very popular addition to the asg page.  Also, any amateur shutterbugs should feel free submit your photos to the asg.  I will be more happy to post them for you.


Friday, May 23, 2003

This will be my last word for a few days.  Houston will be team atx's playground this extended weekend.  We're still trying to decide on a permanent team name.  Please, hop onto the forum and vote for your favorite name.  I hope everyone has a great holiday.

wednesday, May 21, 2003

Good news.  I have already received rave reviews about the re-launch.  Thank you Chollywood and Jabrone for your kind words.

team atx: the jerseys came out to $10.75 each for the numbers and letters.  For your convenience, I accept cash, check and Paypal (gsisengrath@hotmail.com).

I recently posted individual photos of the team.  If you don't like your picture, tough luck, because I like mine.

tuesday, May 20, 2003

It's a little rainy out today.  Which means that I will most likely be very unproductive today.  For those not in the know, I am officially an Independent Business Consultant.  Therefore, my profession necessitates that I meet with outside clients.  But, weather such as this is not conducive to be out and about.  I would much rather think of myself as a freelance writer and web-designer.  Which basically is what I am doing know at this very moment.

I picked up the new team atx jerseys today.  I must admit that they look rather snazzy.  I hope we play well in them this weekend.  Unfortunately, I could only get all caps printed.  So Anthony's witty use of caps in his name just looks ridiculous now.

As usual, we hooped at Don's apartment today.  And as usual, I dominated from start to finish.  My long range shot is coming back just in time for the tournament.  I did roll my ankle a little toward the end.  It will probably be sore tomorrow, but I doubt that it will slow me down any.

Monday, May 19, 2003

As of today, I've officially re-launched the web-site.  The dedicated readers will notice the changes.  Some of the original features will be be gone.  Hope you enjoy the brand new look.  Please have patience, all the links may not work at this time.  To catch everyone up, we have a new letter of the month.   Also, I actually did not make this letter up.  It was submitted anonymously through the safe confines of the internet.

Update: Sexless and FOBulous were spotted together at the premiere of The Matrix: Reloaded.  Rumor has it Sexless tried his old "hole in the popcorn bucket" trick.  The girl reaches for popcorn and she gets corn on the cob.  As for the movie, I give it a A-.  A little too much talking and not enough action for me.  Also, I got a little confused at the end.

The Dallas Mavericks just completed an amazing comeback win against the in-state rival San Antonio Spurs.  The Mavs now have stolen the home court advantage.  For the gamblers, I won on the side, the over and the props.  Great day all together.

Sunday, May 18, 2003

Jabrone and I finally got out on the golf course this year.  The round was fairly uneventful.  I did par two out of the last three holes.  Meaning, my goal to break 90 this year is not far away.  However,  the two beer whores were quite a treat.  The first girl had a very sexy look in a baby blue sleeveless with white capri pants, while the second girl was parading around in a tank top and jean skirt.  Both keep getting their breasts wet trying to grab drinks of of the cooler.  With that said, I will rank the Top 3 beer whores in Dallas.

Indian Creek: The girl was half-white and half-Viet.  Can't beat that.
Sherrill Park:  There were two of them.  Domination by numbers.
Twin Creeks:  A very cute, petite girl that is probably  still in high school.  I think here name is Kaci, but we call her BJ.

saturday, May 17, 2003

A whole group of us enjoyed the festivities that is Taste Addison.  Pics to come.

thursday, april 23, 2003

Good news readers!  Sexless in Sachse has been kind enough to grace us with his presence.  We had an informal gathering at the ASG house and Sexless brought along his lady friend, we'll call her FOBulous (you'll see why).  Here's the pic.  She is very mysterious in an interesting way.  Lets think back to an episode of Seinfeld.  Remember when Jerry dated the girl that was beautiful at Monk's Diner, but ugly everywhere else.  This girl speaks without an accent on the phone and then goes FOBy all the sudden.  Is that not clazy?  That does explain how they communicate so well. 

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