Dear Asian Style Guy,
I wanted to write back to update you and your readers on my current situation
with my man. You'll probably remember that it wasn't going too well a
little while back. But, I am happy to say that everything is GREAT!
In fact, things have changed so much since I last wrote, I don't know where to
start.
We are so much closer than we were before. A huge barrier early on was my
man's quasi-queer relationship with his "friend" Chalrie. They would email
and call each single day. It was just so GAY! I even heard that
Chalrie liked to take in the bunghole from well-endowed African Americans.
Luckily for me, absence does not make the heart grow fonder. He is now
over his gay experimentation phase and is at least 75% hetro now, which is
better than nothing.
Also, I've worked on his wardrobe and lifestyle a little. Honestly, he is
a really, really big geek. I doubt there are many girls like me that would
understand, much less, embrace his sick fetish for Transformers. First, I
got him to upgrade from logo tees and 80's jeans to club-hopping Banana Republic
digs. I even got him to get rid of the same haircut that he has had since
high school. Then, I actually got him to go out to a club. Please know that
this is a huge feat. He even got drunk on that night and was spotted doing
the "Sprinkler" on the stage. He was dancing wildly and yelling
"Where you at Senor, who's the dance machine now?"
Lastly, I have a bombshell to drop. We had dinner with my parents to
quietly announce our impending marriage. That's right, in a few short
months, I transformed my half-queer and fashion-deprived loser boyfriend into
husband material. Don't tell anyone though. Only the "Wynns" know,
but they wouldn't spread the rumor like wildfire.
My motto is: "If you can't love them the way they are, just change them."
Bye ASG.
Hurt (no more) in Houston
