This is quite simple. It was all taught in Chemistry101. Your relationship has
reached it boiling point and the heat and passion is simply tapering and cooling
off. May I suggest working out at the gym and getting some buns of steel.
Practice squeezing your pelvic muscles on the thighmaster and get a tit job if
you must. It's quite obvious you are not doing your job in the relationship by
evidence of his satisfaction level. Everyone here has made great
suggestions...If I may suggest another...may I suggest bringing another woman
into bed. Quit being so selfish with just thinking about yourself, think about
him as well. Don't you think he would enjoy another girl in bed. Like duh. If
these things don't work, then you have truly failed at being a girlfriend...or
woman for that matter. To remedy this...I would highly recommend a bullet to the
head, drug overdose, or jumping into the freeway. May the force be with you!
TurningRejectsIntoFuckjects
That is sooo sooo scandalous.....sounds like something I would've done also!
Except if I couldn't find a job I would've pimped out the chic and become an
entra...entre...eantra...self-bidness man!
Oh, back to the advice! Huummmm, one night while he is sleeping tie his "wanker"
to a big ole rock and hold it out the window, and then wake him up. Demand all
his valuables, like money, car, etc...and make him confess his love, get all his
dirty secrets out the door, or the rock goes out the window!
anonymous
That's what I'm talkin' 'bout. I would do the same thing as this guy. Let
the hizzos know that they ain't all that. That whacked out girl should be glad
she's his second choice and not fifteenth or some shiz like that.
Big Pimpin'
You should actually do whatever u can to please da man now. Lord knows if
you don't, he's gonna dump your lame ass and find another backup ho. Some ideas
that are swirling around could be some deep BJ's, two handed HJ's, DP's,
facials, etc. These are useful tips for being the backup ho. Don't stress
about being the #1 ho!!! Sometimes in life guys actually pick the backup...
#2 S...corer
You should try your trickery and get impregnated by him so that he'll
feel bad and be stuck with you, FOREVER!
mysterious being
This is an easy one to analyze. You see, Hurt, drinking removes all
inhibitions and brings out the true feelings of the drunkard in all it's
glorious splendor. So he really didn't move down there for you. He just said
those "thoughtful" things just to increase his chances of getting in your pants.
So my advice to you is to ditch his conniving ass and become a porno star. Oh
by the way, I'm casting right now for my new movie "Finding Remo the Reemer".
the bartender at your local watering hole
