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Welcome to the Prank Phone Calls Archive #1. Here you will find some "oldies but goodies" that used to be up on the main calls page but were replaced by those younger, faster, tougher calls. If you have any questions or comments, click on that little "Email Us" button on your left. By the way, some of this stuff can get a little vulgar/disturbing/just-plain-not-quite-right. Let's just say you've been warned. Also, in order to listen to these, you will need a pretty recent version of RealPlayer which can be found at www.real.com. Sorry if the real media format is inconvenient for anyone, but it's the best thing for keeping all you copying, theiving bastards out there from taking our stuff. Enjoy.
baterded.rm One of the first calls. Not quite what we expected when we asked for the master of the Bater residence. 00:27.3
bich1.rm "Heh? Wat? Wata Depatment?" Mr. Bich seems to have little patience for the English language. 00:44.9
dickwack.rm Another answering machine song. This one goes out to Mr. Dick Wacker. 01:04.7
hooker1.rm "Oh, I was looking for a hooker" 00:24.5
jackov.rm Jack Ov is his name, and he has the baddest answering system in all the land. 02:41.5
mb1.rm Another call looking for a masturbater (or Master Bater). I think this one got the joke. 00:49.0
sing1.rm A singing telegram over the phone for one really really old lady. 00:31.2
survey1.rm The survey gimmick always turns out some varying results. This guy needs to listen a little more attentively. 00:22.2
survey2.rm Another survey call. Same idea, a little different result. 00:23.3
tele2.rm Another telethon call. Likely excuse for not having money. She is definitely spending it on "the drugs." 01:11.5
travis.rm This is just an all around amusing call. It almost seems like the kid is defending us from his alcohol-abusing father. 01:07.3

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