In light of the fact that construction of the Bishounen Command Center is not a short project--
Are you making fun of my height?
No. We at the council of Bishounen would like to introduce to you our plans for Council 4: Out-of-character movie recasting!
What do you know, Legolas is actually a pretty good PR guy.
Yeah?
Yeah, I expected to see him a lot in shampoo commercials, but I had no idea that he had any kind of ability--
AHEM! The point of this project is to do a remake of a classic comedy, replacing all the cast with members of the Council of Bishounen, and for additional comic effect we try to make sure that they're cast completely out of character.
Out of character, like Legolas as an announcer?
Exactly!
HARUMPH! If you will join us in roughly two weeks, you will find more mismatched roles than you can wave a sword at!
Are you making fun of my baking skills?
No. In two weeks, you will see: mostly evil Van and Allen...
Hey, we're pretty bad already, aren't we Allen?
What do you mean "we", Mr. Obsessive Fanboy?
Hey, I'm still a card-carrying member of the "Haven't fathered anyone else's royal children" club!
You will see: a mostly good Dilandau...
Yeah, good at TORTURING people and making them beg for death, ahahahaha!
Um, you haven't read the script, have you?
Of course not, how can you read something that's on fire?!
In two weeks, you will see Arwen trying to play a helpless maid...
Hold up, did I hear someone talking about burning the script? Who was that?
Take a wild guess.
Hey, it bored me. I can't help it, when I find something dull I just have to add color to it...by LIGHTING IT ON FIRE!
Sam, call wardrobe and have them make sure Dilandau wears boring clothes.
In two weeks you'll see Mulder as a kindly uncle...
How is that out of character? I'm great with kids!
Oh...I thought that since your only son is languishing in a midwest farm, that...
Hey, that wasn't my fault. When that happened, I was dead! Again!
...
You know, that's something I never expected to hear.
In any case, the most shocking casting decision is yet to come. In two weeks, you will see: Koji the priest.
Angels and ministers of grace defend us.
And don't forget that there will be a surprise addition to the council, selected by the lovely Rei!
Hi Rei!
Hopefully the new addition will be a little more, well, stable than the most recent one...
Heh...leave Dil to me, Blondie. I'll show him what the business end of a CSSC-2 surface-to-surface missile will do to a guymelef.
And this council looks like...
NO!
Don't--
...it might actually go smoothly!
He said it?
He said it.
Who wants to start a pool on how long it'll take the studio to burn down?
I put 40 guilders on eight days.
65 florins says ten minutes or less.
Hey, no spoilers!
Council 4 comes in two weeks. Please look forward to it!
And I'll give you lots of fan service!
w00000000t!!
Hahaha! Just kidding. Gullible boys, really.
Aw, that's just dirty.
Totally out of line.
It's okay though, the webcam in her shower is still doing pretty well.
Yeah, that's true.
WHAT WAS THAT?!
Oh, hahahaha, nothing!
Great! So, ah...is someone going to turn this thing off now? Hello? Okay, thank you.
Part 1 of Council 4 is here!
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