Society for the Preservation of the
Pink Plastic Lawn Flamingo (Pseudamingoflay plasticus)
DOMESTIC HABITS
Nesting preferences vary from individual to individual. Some prefer a cooler climate controlled setting while others flock to the great outdoors.
No matter what their lodging preference all flamingos are meticulous about their hygiene and preening habits. There's nothing like a well-lit powder room for touching up those feathery fly-aways!
Young adults use college life as an intermediate step between the family nest and establishment of their own territory. The Lesser Lawn Flamingo is attracted to academic challenge and high quality men and women's basketball.
The gregarious nature of the P. plasticus is clearly evidenced by their domestic behavior. Young flamingos are frequently found frolicking with their friends at local playgrounds.
Adult flamingos tend towards more sedentary and philosophical pursuits. With their rapier wit and mastery of obfuscation, flamingos are naturally excellent conversationalists.
Listen to the conversation!
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