Society for the
Preservation of the
Pink Plastic
Lawn Flamingo
(Pseudamingoflay plasticus)

FLAMINGOS AT WORK

As technology has increased so has the number of Lesser Lawn Flamingos entering the workforce. They have adapted quickly to the corporate culture.
Their ability not to experience a marked decline in consciousness over the course of today's mega-meetings makes them invaluable team members. Do you need to boost some sagging synergy on your center-of-excellence task force? Hire a flamingo!
Not all flamingos migrate to white-collar or high tech jobs. Others prefer to feel the sun on their feathers and the muck and mire between their toes performing outdoor work. The Lesser Lawn Flamingo demonstrates a marked aptitude for the operation of heavy machinery.
From the board room to the construction site, the P. plasticus proves itself to be a dedicated and hard-working employee.



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