As technology has increased so has the number of Lesser Lawn Flamingos entering the workforce. They have adapted quickly to the corporate culture.

Their ability not to experience a marked decline in consciousness over the course of today's mega-meetings makes them invaluable team members. Do you need to boost some sagging synergy on your center-of-excellence task force? Hire a flamingo!
Not all flamingos migrate to white-collar or high tech jobs. Others prefer to feel the sun on their feathers and the muck and mire between their toes performing outdoor work. The Lesser Lawn Flamingo demonstrates a marked aptitude for the operation of heavy machinery.
From the board room to the construction site, the
P. plasticus proves itself to be a dedicated and hard-working employee.


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