Was ask by the press for a story
He said, "I'll give you this tip
It's all in my grip
Which I owe to my girlfriend Laurie
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I know a girl pool shark named Dot
Who makes a spetacular shot
Whenever shes able, she'll run the table
By shooting the ball out of her twat
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There once was a harlot from LaRoo
She filled her twat with glue
She said with a grin , they pay to get in
Now, they pay to get out of it too
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A cunning young lass from baroda
Built an exotic pagoda
The walls of its halls
We adorned with the balls
Of all the men who rode her
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There once was a hermit name Dave
Who kept a whore in his cave
He said with a grunt
It's a mighty cold cunt
But look at the money I save
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A child awakens in the middle of the night on the way to go tee tee and sees his parents having sex. At breakfast the next morning The child says to the mommy "Mom , I know that when the daddy takes his private part and puts it in the mommys private part , you get a baby . But when the mommy puts the daddys private part in the mommys mouth , what do you get ?"
The mommy says, "Jewelry Darling , Jewelry . . . "
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Two children have heard their first cuss words . Not knowing what they have really learned they decide to surprise mom with them in the morning at the breakfast table . The first kid says I will say the word "damn" and you say the word "hell" . The kids are anxiously awaiting for mom at the table and she ask the first child "What would you like for breakfast ?" The child says, I guess a bowl of those "damn" cheerios would be fine . The mother looks at the child, dismayed and says go to your room that was not a nice thing to say . The younger child looks puzzled . The mom ask him what he would like for breakfast. The child says, I don't know but if I have to go to my room, I sure as "hell" am not gonna ask for a bowl of those "damn" cheerios .
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Have to always have that politcal humor huh?
What does Clinton do with all those abortion
bills that come across his desk ?
He pays them . . . hehehe
