Admired by Millions           We were not prepared for the global response to our newsletter. When we started, we had only small dreams of a Nobel Prize. Much to our surprise, we are now receiving garbage bags full of fan mail and reviews from the toughest critics. We don't have space for them all, but here are a few. "Ohhllp ohhllp ohhllp" Mr. Gramme "Wow" Mrs. Heimen "I want to be a part of it anyway I can" Mrs. Hooliday "Piece of #@!%" Mr. Yung "Burn the books" Mrs. Klisenger (Mein Fuhrer) "I can't put it down" Mr. Whinword "Magnificent piece of literature" Mr. Worker "You guys could replace the yearbook" Mr. Blower (Craftsmen) "A thrill ride to remember" New York Crimes "That depends on what your definition of 'stall' is" Bil Klington "Bigoted Racist trash" Captain Reno "Major national security threat" Pentagram "Breeds inspirations" Florida State Penilentury "I think we're reading the beginning of an epic work" Hardvard University "Lies, Damned Lies" John Yenin "Lies, Damned Lies" Communist Party "Get your monkey hands off me" Charleston Hestin

"Action Packed!!" San Franthisco Daily "What a way to start the day" Boston Rimer "Sensational, a hundred years before its time" WWMXK Kischaua Kansas Radio "It's like a bad case of h*****s flaring up everywhere" Surgeon General "Let my people go!" Moses "What can I say that I already haven't...I love it...I'm the editor...Can't wait till next year" Lail "Sweet music to a different drummer...I highly recommend it to all youth" Hayzil The Hustler "It's...uncontrolled...wild ...humor...cutting...edge... ripping...dog...cat" Anonymous "A ride through time... adventure...sandal...fertile with excitement...a thrilling movie to remember" Shakespeere "Part the papers, a tidal wave of talent is here" Chauser "Literature will forever feel the blow" Henry VIII "It's good for a cold too..." Jonas Sock "I'll take it to the ring" Mike Tiesin "I'll never live this down" Monica Blewinsky "One step for man, one giant leap for mankind" Luke Skiwalker "I did not inhale" The Pres       Names may appear to be misspelled, but we simply couldn't get the real sources to give us good reviews, so we got "sound alikes."