Invading Everything Else: Other fic I have been compelled to write
"YES!!! I am the king of gay chicken!"
--Ben Sullivan, "My Screwup"
Crossing Jordan
NBC and Tailwind Productions own "Crossing Jordan" and the characters therein. I make no money off this lunacy.
- Messin' With the Kid | Pairing withheld to mess with your mind. | "Hey, hey / tell me what you did / you can call it what you want / but I call it messin' with the kid."
- E and P | Nigel/Woody | "I'm entertaining a passing fancy, Bug," Nigel said airily, "nothing more." "Well, stop entertaining it!" Bug looked horrified. "He's a cop!"
- The Letdown | Nigel/Woody | "Woodrow, have I ever let you down?" Nigel to Woody, "Dead or Alive"
CSI: & CSI: Miami
Being the property of the gracious Mr. Bruckheimer and CBS Television.
Enterprise
"Enterprise" belongs to Paramount, and to the 2-headed man known as Berman & Braga. No disrespect or copyright infringement intended.
- A Girl in Every Port | Tucker/Reed | "Steel-Eyed Blues" or, when Malcolm stopped watching Sarda and started watching for Trip.
- The Labouchere Amendment | Archer/Reed | "Here be dragons," or, when Malcolm’s opening conversational gambit is Victorian-era lesbians, Jon should know he’s in for trouble.
- A Mere Formality | Archer/Tucker | "Computer, pause recording," or, how one interview with Jon became the longest ten minutes of Trip's life.
- 765 Varieties of Spongeweed | Mayweather/Reed | 5-minute fic.
- In the Distance | Mayweather/Tucker | 5-minute fic.
Keen Eddie
"Keen Eddie" is property of FOX Television. I make no money off of this.
- Linen | Eddie/Monty, companion piece to "The Good Word." | What Monty & Eddie 'get up to.'
- The Good Word | Carol/Fiona, companion piece to "Linen." | "Men," she informed Carol flatly, "are scum."
All things Law & Order
Dick Wolf Films and the National Broadcasting Company have taken over your television. They own everything.
Monk
"Monk" & its many mad inhabitants are property of the USA Network.
- NEW Mr. Monk Gets Some Closure | Monk/Disher | In which the crimes of men named Ashley have far-reaching consequences, Monk has issues with houseplants, and everyone has Disher's number.
Scrubs
"Scrubs" and its denizens belong to Touchstone Television, Bill Lawrence, and NBC. I do not profit from this twisted venture; no copyright infringement is intended.
- NEW My Haberdashery | J.D./Cox, Elliot/Molly; "Her Story" post-ep | Ass words! They're all we've got to go on!
- To Get to the Other Side | Cox/Ben; minor spoilers for "My Screwup" | Ben isn't always the king of gay chicken.
- My Letter 'O' | J.D./Cox | Three very screwed-up people trying to raise a child who won't one day take an automatic weapon to the top of a clock tower.
- My Claustrophobia | J.D/Cox with tints of Jordan/Elliot and Cox/Ben | J.D., confined spaces, and the pursuit of a less-than-perfect man.
Stargate: SG-1
"Stargate: SG-1" belongs to Stargate (II) Productions, Showtime/Viacom, MGM/UA, Double Secret Productions, and Gekko Productions. No disrespect or copyright infringement intended.
- Some Long-Lost Rockwell | Sam/Janet, post-"Rite of Passage" | The only thing certain in parenting is loss.
- These Thoughts | Sam/Janet, post-"Upgrades" |
Overtures, apologies, and the thoughts that will not leave.
The Three Musketeers
The Three Musketeers was once the property of Alexandre Dumas, but I think his copyright's expired by now.
- An Eternity Without You | Porthos/Aramis | A too-true tale of priests and pirates, and of the things that transpire between them.
Without a Trace
CBS. Bruckheimer. Not me.
The "Just" series and the "Keeping" trilogy
So, Perpetual Motion wrote the "Just" series, 5 lovely Danny/Martin vignettes. And because our plot Tribbles sneak away in the night to breed baby Tribbles, those 5 fics prompted me to write the 3 related fics, of the "Keeping" trilogy.
The X-Files
"The X-Files" belongs to the great Chris Carter and 1013 Productions. No disrespect or copyright infringement intended.
- Jukebox in a Nameless Bar" | Skinner/Doggett, Mulder/Scully; post-colonization | "The aliens didn't win. Then again, neither did we."
Random Crossovery Bits
- Moose and Eagle's Traveling Menagerie | West Wing/Northern Exposure; Sam/Chris, CJ/Maggie | Men up trees; omnisexual love gods; mysterious music no one can hear. If not for Air Force One parked in the driveway, you'd call it an average day in Cicely. | 2003 Jeds; outstanding crossover - 2nd place.
- Decoy | Smallville/Men in Black; Clex, J/K | "K! You turned the dude green!"
CHARGE!!!
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