Girl #2’s Story: The Quest for the Holy Hairpin
By Bob
Once upon a time, there was a girl named "Girl #2". Girl #2 had three good friends: Yui, Miaka, and Girl #1. One day, Girl #2 and Girl #1 were bored because Yui and Miaka fell into some old book at the local library, so they decided to go on a picnic.
"Oh Girl #2!!" Girl #1 cried excitedly as she skipped ahead of her friend. "What shall we do on this wonderful picnic?"
"I think we should start our quest for the Holy Hairpin," Girl #2 answered in a profound voice.
Girl #1 scratched her head and gave her friend a puzzled look. "But I thought we were going to put off the Hairpin quest until after we finished painting all the wombats in a world purple…" she argued.
"That may be true," Girl #2 agreed, nodding her head. "But you can’t argue with me because I’m the main character of this story."
Girl #1 couldn’t argue with the superior logic of this statement, so she discarded her can of purple paint and followed Girl #2 into the forest; their favorite picnicking spot.
They passed a few wombats on the way that had not yet been colored purple and it took every ounce of willpower they had not to rush back for their paint cans. After a few years of walking through the forest, it finally grew dark. Girl #1 huddled close to Girl #2 in fear, but Girl #2 kept her confident stride up with a fearless smile on her face, for she knew that whatever danger might be out there, she could conquer, for, well…she IS the main character after all.
After a couple more years of walking through the forest, just when they thought there would be no end to the forest…there was.
"Oh my, Girl #2!" Girl #1 cried out excitedly. "Look! An end to the forest!!"
Girl #2 wiped a spec of dirt off of her pretty nose. "Yes, it took us a while, but now we are at the end of the forest…but where is the Holy Hairpin?" she asked with a concerned tone, looking left, right, and above herself.
"Pssst!" came a voice from below her.
Girl #1 and Girl #2 swiftly turned their heads downward. Their eyes met with a little creature about the size of a toenail clipping, holding something over her head. "Who are you???" the girls asked simultaneously.
The little creature looked up at them. "Me? Why, I’m a little creature about the size of a toenail clipping, holding something over my head," she said.
"Oh…" the girls said in unison.
"Well," Girl #2 spoke up. "Would you mind telling us what that something over your head is?" she asked politely.
The little creature about the size of a toenail clipping holding something over her head smiled up at the girl. "Since you’re such a wonderful girl, Girl #2, I’ll tell you: it’s the Holy Hairpin!"
The girls smiled brightly. "No way!" they cried for joy. "May we please have it?"
The little creature about the size of a toenail clipping holding something over her head nodded her head and handed the Holy Hairpin to Girl #2. "Here you go, lovely person. I bless you, and your friend too," she said, disappearing into thin air.
The girls looked at each other, and at their prize. "Wow…we finally have the Holy Hairpin…" Girl #2 said in awe.
"But now what do we do?" Girl #1 asked.
Girl #2 looked at her friend and smiled. "We’ll finish paining those wombats!" And Girl #1 and Girl #2 walked off happily, arm in arm back through the forest to finish their old quest of painting the world’s wombats purple.
The End
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