A SHRINE TO MIAKA, THE SILLIEST WHORE IN THE HISTORY OF THE UNIVERSE!




WELCOME, ALL YE MIAKA BASHERS! I COULD JUST GO ON AND ON ABOUT HOW MUCH MIAKA SUCKS, BUT I THINK YOU'D RATHER SEE SOME OF HER STATS, RIGHT? WELL, HERE THEY ARE!

NAME: MIAKA (BUT BETTER KNOWN TO YOU AND ME AS "THAT STUPID BITCH")

AGE: 15 (ABOUT THREE TIMES THE NUMBER OF IQ POINTS SHE HAS.) BORN ON MAY 12, A TAURUS (OR, IN OTHER WORDS "SHE WAS BORN. AW, SHIT".)

HEIGHT: 158 CENTIMETERS (IF YOU LAY HER ON HER SIDE, THAT IS)

BLOOD TYPE: B (STANDS FOR "BITCH")

BORN IN: TOKYO (GOD, I PITY ANYONE WHO LIVES THERE...)

FAMILY MEMBERS: MOTHER (GOD SAVE HER SOUL), ELDER BROTHER, KEISUKE (WHO, IN ORDER TO ESCAPE HIS SLUTTY SISTER, HAS CONSIDERED NUMEROUS TIMES MOVING TO NEPAL, AND LIVING AS A GOAT.)

HOBBIES: READING COMIC BOOKS (OR AT LEAST SHE TRIES...), EATING (SO MUCH IT'S A WONDER SHE HASN'T EXPLODED BY NOW), AND BAKING COOKIES (YUI TASTED SOME ONCE; SHE WAS HOSPITALIZED FOR A WEEK.)

POWER(S)/ABILITY: BEING A MAIDEN (ASSHOLE) CONSECRATED TO A DEITY (DAMN, SUZAKU, WHY DIDN'T HE EAT HER UP LIKE HE WAS SUPPOSED TO?), HAS THE INNATE POTENTIAL TO PROTECT HERSELF (BUT SOMEHOW, SHE NEVER DOES, AND MUST ALWAYS YELL "TAMAHOME! TAMAHOME! TAMAHOME!" AND BREAK EVERYONE'S EARDRUMS WITH HER HORRIBLE, SCREETCHING VOICE.)

THERE, WASN'T THAT NICE? AND NOW FOR TWO MORE GREAT PICTURES OF HER!








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