A Shrine to Guard #5!!!
**NEW!!** guar d#45's fanart!!! yes, inteded, Éd made a loce ly pidure ofd him!!
okay. ow ew finlay have a shirne to guserd #5!!! ist'nst ghtat wonderful/? i think so tooo. if you are wondosering whey we hv eithis wonderful shridne to gurad #$% (#5), youelwl hwve to go to girl #2's shirene to find yout, fow trhich youe'll have to go badk to oru index page. i fyou wv'e alerady been to the girel#2 shrene, ou will have o ind the link...ngool aleing...
well, what we hae toffer is oikmitlet
eh, heh,he...well, the html fiary hasd guard #5's stats now!!
| Family Members: no family members known, but is rumored to have a lover named "Xkslzkniyireyhihulhepyihjhnsiduyu". |
| Hobby: acting tough, and throwing large wooden mallets at Miaka. |
| Powers/Abilities: he makes a great casserole.... |
thaknks htlmsl riary!! now we haver som e lovely pictusre! hre they are!!
this is the holy malet that almost kileld miaka! ah, guard #5, you shal be rewarded for your efofrts!
| [POOF!] yes, that's right. and in Guard #5's honor, Bøb will write a poem!! |
m...me???
| don't worry dearie, you'll do just fine! [POOF!] |
eh...wel, here'goes!!
Oh Guard Number Five:
Oh guard number five, you are my hero.
I'm so glad you're alive, and you are no zero.
Your wonderful mallet had gotten so close
to killing Miaka, that girl who is gross.
so for that, i shall sing praises forever
because you are cool in every endeavor
if you ever need a bed, mine's always free
(that is if i can sleep somewhere else with tasuki)
oh, guard number five!! such a wonderful guy!
i love you so much, adn i dont' know why!
you always stand next to the captain of teh guard
you'd make such a great decorastion in my front yard!!
ad snote from ´*Ed: malwoeewnfkl3!! tha poeipwas so soooo nfitya;lslfkwekrlauw! i tinsk hwoi laisejr lksgli w3lq sie 39liafkllr!!!! j2welk!
Now Playing!!!
A Song to Guard #5!!!
yeah,s iin adidtiong to the song the seiyuu fomr majo tsuikai tai sang fof girlr #2, Éd and Bob ahve writeen a song to gurad #5!!
here it is!!!
it's 360k. ands it's a reaplpleayer file. so, b,ha lbha lbha.
well, that's it for jnow! we'l have more stufff later!!...ik thingks.
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