Monday, September, 13, 1999 9:16 AM

I am sure my good brother, honorable professor Dr. Yashwant Malaiya, self admitted 'Cowbeltwallah, make it progressive cowbeltwallh,' is spending some quality time with his "badatamiija bhaaii loga," ill tempered brother-hoods, at Wembly Place in London, as we speak, in 'English.'

There are number of free resources at the disposal of these saffron simians to write in Hindi on the Internet, guess what they are doing instead, having ball at, of all the places in imperialist English speaking country, England.

Talk is cheap and these cowbeltwallahs have done nothing in these past fifty years but talk about glory of this and glory of that under the protection of their government while the language is going to dogs.

I reported the dichotomy of these cowbeltwallahs sending their kids to the Christian missionary schools, better yet to foreign countries where chances of these kids learning any Hindi are nil while demagogueing about the status and importance of Sanskrit and Hindi, both remain in their deluded minds as powerhouses but in reality are being forgotten.

Funny thing about these 'NRIwallahs,' the VHP kind of terrorists, is that they put on such pathetic shows that a grammar school pageant may look ten times better in comparison. Three years ago with a fanfare reminiscent of the Mughal days one World Sanskrit conference was held in Bangalore. I reported the fiasco that was that event where the then prime minister of India, Deve Gowda publicly thrashed the perpetual beggars to carry on their zest for Sanskrit on their own and not bother asking for the state handouts.

Did somebody say 'popularize,' Hindi? Sounds cute to me. If anything needs to be popularized go to Bollywood. They are the moneybags of Bombay who made Hindi popular with their fancy-schpansy blockbuster Hindi movie not by the kinds of the organisers of this London pathetic tent show people.

If Hindi has to live as a language she must compete with the rest of the languages in India and not ask for special government protections and pork. This is evident from the fact that proponents of Hindi are residing in foreign countries and pumping some enthusiasm in the ABCD crowd who give a damn for Hindi.

When are these deluded dunces going to accept the truth that they cannot imagine things at the same time go beating their collective chests and breasts crying wolf like my good brother Yashwant did recently? 'Imperialism of English,' he said. Actually he said much less, he just borrowed the local newspaper headline to butt in where his butt did not belong.

I whacked his butt, as you all know for good reason. He is a good person and if he gets into such bad habits as creating a mass hysteria the cause of Hindi shall be considered a parochial pandemonium and not national regeneration. These saffron goons have squandered last fifty years chasing wild geese. They could have shown the world that Hindi can stand on her own two feet not requiring state crutches and crotchety NRIs whooping it up in tent shows in London.

Thanks to the Deccan Chronicle dated September 14, 1999.

http://www.deccanchronicleonline.com/wolrest.html

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