shadowcaster13's Home Page... OF DEATH!
Well, nothing ever STARTS out smoothly, I guess... Truth is, what in the world is this? As if the Internet really NEEDS another useless web site out there. I don't even have any porn in this place. I suppose that makes it unique from all the other sites out there... But, as we all know, unique does not really equal good. Anyone remember my LAST website....

Yeah...

At any rate, here I go again. Anyone who is actually showing up here knows me already, so I don't really feel the need to explain much. If you DON'T know who I am, then I'm surprised you've read this far already, after noticing the lack of naked women/men/horses. In your case, I recommend going back to google and ommitting "Huge dong that casts shadows" out of your search. That last part is really screwing up your search, with NO emphasis on the "screwing." My God, I haven't even gotten to the fourth paragraph and there's already like 80 porn references... Hmmm... Maybe this site isn't so different after all.

At any rate, Like I was rambling before, Everyone here knows me. So, everyone probably remembers that I had an old site that got wiped out. After that happened, I swore that I would never, ever, EVER do a web site again. So, naturally, here I go again. However, I feel a need to do different things with this one. Whereas the old site was a crappily designed website that had a load of gaudy pictures, midis playing in the background, and had no content other then my bitter rantings against the world.... This one will just have the bitter rantings. I'm too lazy to try to find a bunch of pictures and songs to amuse you people. After all, you all sure aren't worth the trouble. And, I have far better things to do with my time then slave over a website that will have a yearly hits rate of about 2.

Yeah, I just forgot how to do all the HTML...

Anyway, I like writing. Especially nonsense. So, there's nothing better then writing nonsense and putting up somewhere for EVERYONE to enjoy/loathe/vomit over. So, this is for you guys! This is your real chance to get to know ... The REAL me.

May God have mercy on your souls...

Whatever, enough. I'm done. For right now, here's a bunch of links to take you to a bunch of crap I wrote years ago. Who knows, maybe you all will enjoy the insanity. Yeah, right, and maybe I'll actually write something that you all haven't read like 80 times already...

Links to stuff....

  • Yea, I pass the story onto you, as it was passed on to me from my father, who had it passed on to him by his father, who had it passed on to him by his father, who merely liked to pass gas... The Genesis!!
  • Apparently, yahoo already knew what a hardcore hello kitty fan I was, so it enabled me to make a page that was able to express my purely sexual attraction to Hello Kitty! in about... 5 seconds. Kitty!
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