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Dog's
in Space
Hooch
will follow her master anywhere, under water, onto bikes, out
of planes at 14000Ft (4500m) Hooch has skydived 52 times in two
years time.
The owner of the dog has had to spend R6000 ($1000) for the special
skydive suit!
Hooch can alos scubadive, and ride bikes
Icy
Japanese
Every
Japanese that turn 20 has to go for 12 hours in a bath containing
a man sized ice cube that has been standing for all day
They all say that it was " GREAT FUN"
Sex
toy for your bicycle
Two
years ago, Dr Goldstein warned the potential of
impotence that cycling can cause. The compression of the penis
will result in a future impotence.
Fortunately, in march 1998, Dr Morris commercialise a special
inflatable bike seat that will relax your genital
contact Dr Morris @ 0181 2446067
Death
by Tampon
Mark
Gleson, 26, has been told by his doctor that his snoring was incurable.
Mark had sinus problem and despaired of the effect his nigh time
overtures were having on his love life.
So at the behest of his girlfriend, he stuck two tampons up his
nostril and sellotaped them into place. He suffocated in his sleep
on 23 January 1997.
Pills
for:
Yes you can buy pills that can instantly make you have a German
accent, become black, understand your mother, guarantee the heterosexuality
of your child, give you fame.
Available at only R50 (9$) Tel: (0)1717343477 the UK
Law
for topless lawnmower:
The
citizen of New port,Maine, have just voted a law allowing women
to mow the lawn topless!
This issue blew up afterDesiree Davis, 34, began cutting the grass
without her shirt on and neighbour Mary Thompson complained.
Because it was not a sex act to mow the lawn, the court was unable
to do anything!
Atomic
ants
Officials at the Hanford nuclear plan in richland were perplex
as to how low levels of radiation contamination was turning up
in the offices and trash.
The source was flies, gnats and ants walking on low level plutonium
waste.
Presidential
policies
A
15 years old school boy from Beloit,Vermont, explain the police
why he groped a 14 years old girl classmate.
The two were having a discussion on Clinton-Lewisky affair, he
said, he got carried away.
Strange
Teachers
Being a teacher can be really stressful:
Vise Principal of Elizabeth school, the teacher almost killed
pupils because they were not happy with their marks.
A Baltimore Teacher, threatened to cut an eight years old penis
off.
Coca-Cola in China
The
slogan "come alive with Pepsi" was translated into mandarin
into "Pepsi brings your ancestor bach from the grave"
Meanwhile, Coca-Cola choose a name that when pronounced sounded
like Coca-Cola however, when converted into visual characters,
it translated '"Bite the wax tadpole"
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