Famous Sayings and Actions
"HIROSHIMA!!"
***Raven - Atlantean Undead Slayer***
Prior to pushing the detonation switch on 4 blocks of M.D. C-4 after activating his Invulnerability tattoo in the middle of battling a small army of CS troops.
"I'll ram it down! OUTTATHEWAY!!!"
***Tigerhawk - Ninja Borg***
Trying to get through a door that has withstood lasers, explosives, and M.D. punches.
(In Japanese) "This $h!t don't happen in Japan!!!"
***Rikimaru - Mystic Ninja***
Looking at zombie pieces on sword blade after killing them in an abandoned North American science complex.
"I am a monkey. I have different morals than you. Now buy me a beer!"
***Reuben the Dude - A psycho mini-weremonky***
Responding to some sarcastic remarks about how he killed a cook in the kitchen.
"Can I help you?"
***Arden Lifeblite - Necromancer***
After transfering his life essence into a dead body, and gets his head
blown off by a Japanese style shotgun.
(Submitted by Joseph Bailey)
"Man I am so Fired"
By a cosmo night after he kills an innocent.
(Submitted by Freed)
"Natty Light and a Natty Twenty"
Said by a cowboy after shooting an assassin through the temple in a dark room from 20 yards away
(Submitted by Mike Sullivan)
"Flush The System!"
***Jak Kruag - SAMAS RPA Pilot***
After dropping an active fusion block into the disposal system of a space ship.
(Submitted by Patrick Cunningham)
Things said that make you want to kill a player character:
"I don't care if you're the GM, my magic-tattooed true atlantean can't be killed by the things you've written up."
[Said by the usual GM.] Right before the current GM [me] quits, after being given notice the week before not to make things too difficult for the other players.
(Submitted by Jeremy Stevens)
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I will gladly give you the credit for the submission if you want it.