RuNNeRMaNiaC's Comic Relief Page

You've played too much Warcraft II if...

When someone calls your name, you reply by saying, "My liege," "Yes, my lord," or some such thing.
When you go hunting, you hurry and butcher the animal before it disappears.
You think that "Bombs are great!!"
You keep saying, "Glittering prizes" in order to get more cash.
You start to think that Alleria's good-looking...
Your tummy feels funny
You'd rather be sailing
When someone asks you to do something, you tell them, "I'm a busy man!"
When you walk into a room, you announce your presence by saying, "New troll here."