"You know what I mean Cliff."
"SEX CAULDRON!!!...I thought they closed that place down."
"Homer's Inner Child: Food Goes Here"
"Homer: It sure does!"
"Homer: Don't blame me, I voted for Kodos (whip) Augghh!"
"Jamal: We don't know where Doug came from, he just showed up one night in our beds, trying to get to our...nevermind."
This "person" has been a very close pal of Cliff. Over the years, both have formed a special bond in the closely knit area of Tree Top Estates. (Not like that Jun!) Also, he has decided to try out for a position in the Stanton Basketball Team. Consequently, he must have a "hard" physical at Nemours. UPDATE: Doug barely passed his physical at Nemours. If you really want to see the unknown side of him, check out my guestbook. He really has aggressive tendencies. Those traits will be put to the test as he balances the rigorous Stanton syllabus while playing basketball. Can he do both? Will he ever learn? Does he still have potential? All these questions will be updated soon!!! But, I am proud to post Doug's website as well! Nevertheless, his webpage includes "hard" info and pics of his "hard" physical. VISIT IT NOW!!!
UPDATE 2: Doug lost his sub-presidential election to Jimmy. JIMMY NAWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!! He is now persevering to become the first white basketball player in the @#%$%!
UPDATE 3: Doug might not try out for the b-ball team. He is now looking forward to join the Future Christian Athelete Network by winning their tournament.
"He got played!"
"What an amazing play!(Bill Walton)"
Part of the elite class of '99, this guy was there for Cliff and Mike during the Stanton years. But don't place your bets on the San Antonio Spurs next year! If you see him at the Riverside YMCA show him some mad skillz!
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"heeheeehee"
"Man...it...was..."
"All I remember was entering Mike's room....man......that emanating smell was horrible!!! Doug was there too!"
If you ever see this guy, just start laughing at him...whoops...with him! But, over the past months, Jason has suddenly matured...;|...I guess. I also believe........
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"Don't mess up .....!"
"Huh?"
"What did you say about BONE??...??.."
There is nothing to be said about Bone. Just don't wrestle against her. Jun has had a history of back injuries because of it! DISCLAIMER : As a whole, baclips6's, hethrir311's, vinbaker00's, and nooddles have strived to not make fun of Ruby in anyway. (Especially Michael Navarro's one!) Thanks for the spaghetti.
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