Saturday,May 30th
Note: Ryan is in my Spanish 2 class. His spanish name is Raul, and mine is Tomas.
From: chupacabra10@juno.com (Ryan T McGilvray)
HERE I GO AGAIN ON MY OWN, GOIN DOWN THE ONLY ROAD I'VE EVER KNOWN.
BRASS MONKEY, CHUNKY, THE FUNKY MONKEY
NO............SLEEP..............TILL..............BROOKLYN!
LIVING AT HOME IS SUCH A DRAG..............YOUR MOM THREW AWAY YOUR BEST
PORNO MAG......YOU GOTTA FIGHT....FOR YOUR RIGHT.....TO PARTY!
WITH THE LIGHTS OUT, IT'S LESS DANGEROUS, HERE WE ARE NOW, ENTERTAIN US,
I FEEL STUPID, AND CONTAGIOUS, HERE WE ARE NOW, ENTERTAIN US, A MULATTO,
AN ALBINO, A MOSQUITO, MY LIBIDO.
HE'S THE ONE, HE LIKES ALL OUR PRETTY SONGS AND HE LIKES TO SING ALONG
AND HE LIKES TO SHOOT HIS GUN BUT HE KNOWS NOT WHAT IT MEANS
COME, AS YOU ARE, AS YOU WERE, AS I WANT YOU TO BE, AS A FRIEND, AS A
FRIEND, AS AN OLD ENEMY
IF YOU HAVE, IF YOU NEED, I DON'T REALLY CARE, WE DON'T HAVE TO BREED, WE
CAN PLANT A HOUSE, WE CAN BUILD A TREE, I DON'T REALLY CARE, WE DON'T
HAVE TO BREED
I'M SO HAPPY, CUZ TODAY I FOUND MY FRIENDS, THEY'RE IN MY HEAD
POLLY WANTS A CRACKER, THINK I SHOULD GET OFF HER FIRST, THINK SHE WANTS
SOME WATER, TO PUT OUT THE BLOW TORCH.
WHEN I WAS AN ALIEN, CULTURES WEREN'T OPINIONS, GOTTA FIND A WAY, A
BETTER WAY, I'D BETTER WAIT.
SUTO NEEDS STIMULANTS TO MAKE HIM SMILE, BUT HE'S BEEN STONED FOR QUITE A
WHILE
CHARLES GRODIN IS HIS ROLE MODEL, NEXT TO JD AND THE 40 OZ BOTTLE.
Well, that's what i've got so far on the Tomas song. please give me more
input as needed if you would politely oblige. Adios.
Raul
Later that day....
From: chupacabra10@juno.com (Ryan T McGilvray)
TOMAS NEEDS CAFFEINE TO COUNTERACT
THE ALCOHOLIC SLUMBER
MOUNTAIN DEW IN SIX PACKS
TO HIM LIKE A LUMBERJACK IS TO LUMBER
CHARLES GRODIN IS HIS ROLE MODEL
AND WHITESNAKE ENTHRALLS HIS LIFE
HE'S CLEARLY FRIENDS WITH THE 40 oz BOTTLE
AND PROBABLY CARVES NOTCHES IN HIS ARMS WITH A KNIFE
IS THERE ANY STOPPING TOMAS
OR IS HE JUST TOO WEIRD
DOES HE HAVE HIS HEAD UP HIS ASS
OR IS THIS HIS TIME OF THE YEAR
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