J-Dogs South Park Stuff
Last updated 8/12/99
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First Season
- Alien Visitors/Flaming Farts
Kenny gets run over by cows and a police car.
- Volcano/Hunting
Kenny gets set of fire a bit, gets rolled over
by a lava ball, and shot by Ned.
- Cathy Lee/Weight Gain 4000
Kenny gets launched into the air and gets impaled
through the head with a flagpole.
- Clone/Pig and Elephant DNA
Kenny gets knocked into a microwave and gets nuked.
- Gay Dog/Football Game
Kenny literally gets ripped apart by the opposing football team.
- Kill Grandpa/Ban Terrance and Phillip
Kenny gets touched by Death (Grim Reaper).
- Holloween/Zombies
Kenny gets crushed by the falling Mirr space station, the as a zombie gets cut
down the middle by Kyle with a chainsaw.
- Thanksgiving/Killer Turkeys
Kenny gets his eyes pecked out by turkeys.
- Christmas/Mr Hankey
Despite some overly-obvious close calls, Kenny lives.
- New Teacher/Mr Garrisons Nose Job
An arabian saber impales Kenny against a wall.
- Jesus Vs Satan/Damian
Kenny gets turned into a duck-billed platapus by Damien,
and then shot by Ned and Jimbo.
- Mecha Streisand
Kenny is killed by Strisand b4 she turns into mecha, she stabs him. (Thanks, Matt D.)
- Who is Cartmans Father?
Kenny gets dragged to some train tracks by a go-cart,
then the train comes.
- April Fools/Terrance and Phillip
No Kenny, no death.
- Catmans 'Father' Revealed
Electrocuted
There are also 2 animated shorts.
- The Spririt of Christmas (Pre-Series)
Jesus and Santa Cluas fight and Kenny gets
smashed by falling debri.
- Jay Leno Comes to South Park
Jay Leno turns his head and his chin hits a
statue into Kenny.
Second Season
- Ike's Bris'/Counselor on Drugs
Kenny falls into an open grave and the pointy tombstone falls on him.
- Barbrady's Illiterate/Chicken F#$@$%r
At the vey end, Kenny is crushed by a falling pine tree.
- Dodge Ball/ Dead Featus Woman
I haven't seen this episode yet
- Nam's Log Ride/Deadly Frog
Kenny is ripped apart durring a Jerry Springer-type brawl on 'Jesus and Pals'
- Bus Accident/A Sticky Situation
Kenny is carried off by a weird monster
- 4th of July/Giant 'Snake'
Kenny is killed as a toddler by a fire cracker, and later crushed by a bandstand and the giant 'snake'
- Return of Mr. Hanky/Film Festival
Kenny is stampeded by people leaving the Mr. Hankey movie.
- Chicken Pocks/Herpes
Kenny flatlines suddenly in a hospital Bed.
- Planetarium
Stan and Kyle turn up the intensity of the laser show too high, and Kenny explodes.
- Clubhouse/Stanleys' Trouble at Home
Kenny is trampled in a msohpit at Cartmans' clubhouse.
- Cow Carnival
Kenny is speared through the head by a rodeo bull.
- Chef Aid
Ozzy Ozzborne bites Kenny's head off during a concert. Sweet.
- 'Evil' Cartman/ Killer Goldfish
Kenny is killer by the aforementioned pet. Oct 28th '98
- Cartman Family Reunion
Kenny is gunned down by police while surrendering with a white flag. Dec 9th '98
- Harbucks Coffee/ Underpants Gnomes
Kenny is crushed by one of the underpants gnomes' mine carts. Dec 16th '98
- 1996 Man
Kenny is sucked under a moving sidewalk.
Jan 20th '99
- Getting Gay With Kids/ Rainforrest Sucks
Kenny is struck by lightning, but revived by his girlfriend.
April 7th '99
- Stations of the Cross/Instantanious Combution
Kenny instantaniously combust at the beginning.April 14th '99
- Chefs' Wedding
Kenny is stombed by the sucubus, I think. April 21st '99
- Jackoffasaur
Kenny is trampled by an animal on a hillside.
June 16th '99
- Tweek VS Craig
Kenny is whipped around in shop class and lands in a box of rusty nails.
June 23rd '99
- Sexual Harrassment...Pan-da
?July 7th '99
- Babysitting Cartman
No KennyJuly 14th '99
- Stan at the Party
No KennyJuly 21st '99
- Jewbilee
?June 28th '99
- Korn Comes To Town for Holleween
Kenny in a Star Wars Walker 'costume' gets shot down by miniature star wars ships at the end.Oct 27th '99