Mission 0002

Sunday, April 16, 2000

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Puppyangel has been kidnapped!!  I was taking him home and then suddenly this lady swooped down and took him.  I wasn’t in uniform, so I couldn’t fly off after her.  I don’t think she knew that I was “Angel” or anything but I knew that she was out to kidnap dogs.  I came back to H.Q. and did some research.  Ice provided me with this, some report she found on the Internet:

MissieMe, the girlfriend of Captain T. Wire, was left to mourn his death, on April 13, 2000.  She promised to avenge his death and seek out and kill the one who killed him.  She is a maniac pet-lover gone bad.  Beware of her.  She is out to kidnap any puppies or dogs she can find.  The only animal she truly despises is the purple mongoose.  She especially wants to kidnap Puppyangel and turn him into one of her evil minions. 

But right now, Puppyangel looks like a normal dog because he’s not in “uniform” either.  Thank Goodness.  Yeah.  So I’ve decided to hunt her down.  Sorry Ice, but I’m doing this one alone.  She’s stolen Puppyangel and even though she hates you for killing Captain T., I hate her more for kidnapping MY dog!!
Signing off> Angel

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I’ve just received word from Ice, that MissieMe’s fortress is three blocks away from Captain T’s old place.  She has taken over the local Humane Society and all of the cats and dogs are under MissieMe’s hypnosis.  I assume she learned that from the Captain.
Signing off> Thorn

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Sorry, I’ve been busy lately.  Yeah.  You go defeat MissieMe, okay?  I’m counting on you.  I don’t want some creepy lady stalking me around here.  Oh yeah.  It says here that she has um…blue hair and green eyes.  Weird.  Good luck.  See ya.
Signing off> Ice

April 17, 2000

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Okay, here’s what happened:
I stomped into the Humane Society this morning and guess what!  Wrong place!  Hah, guess how dumb I felt then!  Anyway, I asked for directions, and I learned that it was three blocks in the other direction.  I got there and I walked to the back office.  Scary, I tell you.  About twenty cats were out there hissing and snarling at me.  I usually don’t hurt animals but I couldn’t stand it and those cats were in my way.  Sorry, but I had to whack them away with my staff.  They’re all in concussions right now.  I REALLY hate cats. Ehehehe…  Anyway, I stomped into the office and there was MissieMe, blue hair, green eyes and everything.  There was a similar staff to the splash pole except it was in a glass case.  Silly me, I was so pissed that I uh... kinda smashed the whole case with my hand.  BAD idea.  My hand really hurts now.  Luckily I was wearing gloves.  I grabbed Missie and shoved her up against the wall.  She pleaded for her life but I was not about to let some creepy dognapper live.  I used my psychic power to turn her into a cat.  Anyway, she was a really small and ugly cat so I squashed her.  HAH.  Serves her right.  So anyway, I got Puppyangel and all the dogs are back to normal in the humane society.  I was planning to take them all home, but…
Signing off> Angel

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Don’t you dare take home a hundred million puppies!  Anyway, congratulations!  ^_~
Mission: ACCOMPLISHED
Signing off> Ice