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Ara, welcome, okyaku-san (guest!).
I'm Kasumi, and I hope you enjoy your stay here. This page is full of amusing
quotes that all the wonderful guests who have come here sent. Please, won't
you have some tea while you're here?
Oh, I have a message from the RanMaFan
too... he wants you to know something about the entry requirements for
the quotes. Here they are...
- Make them good,
I go for quality, not quantity. If your quote isn't very good, or it's
already up there somewhere I won't put it up. I'm sorry if the quote has
already been thought of, but you still get credit for trying. Gomen.
- Don't make your
comments too offensive. Nothing racist, sexist, etc. etc. etc.
- Have fun thinking,
and have a good laugh!
- If you have
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type in
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1 :
General, The Saotomes.
Page
2 :
Shampoo, Mousse, Gosunkugi,
Happosai/Cologne, Ukyo Kuonji,
The Kunos, Tsubasa
Kurenai, The Golden Couple Sanzenin and Azusa, Miss
Hinako Ninomiya.
Page
3 :
Ryoga Hibiki,
The Tendous, Pantyhose Taro. |
YKYBRTMR 1/2
When...
General & Miscellaneous :
-
Rumiko
Takahashi comes to my page, and send me a praise via E-mail.
- She actually
likes some of the FanFics/FanArts here so much she actually decided to
design a movie
or comic using
that character.
- You want
to visit Jusenkyo and take a swim.
- You actually
read my list and like it.
- When you
start carrying giant weapons (Spatulas, mallets, etc.) around in your clothes
or in
belts draped across your
body.
- You get angry
everytime someone makes fun of Ranma and beat the poor bugger intoa messy
pulp.
- You start
attempting Olympic Record breaking 40 foot jumps. And succeed.
- Your friends
begin to catch Ranmaism from you and you all decide to dress and act like
the different characters in
it, and soon, it spreads througout the entire world. MoAhAaaHaa!
- You pour
hot water onto each and every pet you've got, and they actually change
into people.
- Being aquatranssexual/aquatranssformable
doesn't seem so bad to you.
- You drive
your siblings NUTS with Ranma 1/2, since your room is cluttered with Ranma
1/2 memorabillia.
- You manage
to change clothes in a flash the moment you are soaked in cold or hot water,although
no one believes
your reason for doing so. "I'm cursed by Jusenkyo, I swear! That'swhy I'm
wearing this bra!"
- Fox Mulder
and Dana Scully from the X-Files make a cameo appearance on a Ranma 1/2
episode to explore the mysteries
of Jusenkyo and the magical shape changers it created.
- You can make
your mouth as big as a watermelon, your tongue as long as a tapeworm, and
eat food
faster than the
speed of light, so you never lose out during lunch break.
- You begin
to forget things so often, your grandfather has to give you megaton punches
to make you
remember him.
- Hammers,
kettles, buckets full of water and other weird things start appearing at
your command
from out of nowhere.
- When you begin to think your friends
can survive being punted into the stratosphere afterbeing struck by lightning.
~ Kyo Kusanagi
- When your mother looks over your
bookshelf and sees nothing but Ranma 1/2 mangas (happened
to me *blink*)
~ Kyo Kusanagi
- When buckets of water strangely
begin appearing at random spots around the house.
~ Kyo Kusanagi
- When you've got every damn episode
ever aired on videotape (I'm close, I know I am, I watch way
too much TV ;)
~ Kyo Kusanagi
- When someone asks you to name the
7 Lucky Gods and you start off with 'Kirin'
~ Kyo Kusanagi
- When you start kidnapping girls
to partake in a contest for them to be a future bride, leaving
peaches behind.
~ Kyo Kusanagi
- When your mother walks into the
living room while you are watching TV and says 'No Ranma1/2 today?' (Already
happened to me *blink*)
~ Kyo Kusanagi
- You start a support group/ group
therapy group for people with Jusenkyo curses.
~ Czarfire1
- You’re thinking of SWIMMING to
China in order to save money from buying plane tickets tosearch for Jusenkyo.
In fact, whenever your parents wants to vacation in somewhere far away,
you’re first suggestion is : “Let’s swim there!”
~ Yukidragon
- You don’t know how to swim, and
can’t speak Chinese, and you still want to swim to China.
~ Yukidragon
- You somehow ended up in China,
and immediately ask a tour guide “Where is Jusenkyo?”, who just
points you towards the nearest mental institution.
~Yukidragon
- You guard your bag of ZIPdisks
containing nothing but pictures of Ranma like the codes to nuclear missles.
~ Tay Wei Yi
- You haven't watched an episode
of Ranma for 3 days and end up running around and screaming
"Behold, unbelievers! The world is ended! Armageddon is upon us! Ahhhaahaahaa!"
~Akara
- Your brother begins to tire of
you coming into his room solely to watch Ranma.
~Akara
- The only reason you learn Japanese
is to go to Japan and find someone like Ranma or Ryoga,
not to mention their personalities, and marry them.
~Akara
- You begin splashing water of various
temperatures on your friends, hoping they'll become a
little more than that! (Hm... how would a sexy girl look like as one of
your GUY friends?)
~Christi "Fran" Jordan
- (Here's a good one -R.M.F)
You begin to dream of Ranma.... Ranma.... and more Ranma!
~Christi "Fran" Jordan
- You find a store that has Chinese
clothing and you threaten your parents to buy an outfit justlike Ranma
has, no matter how expensive, or you'll use Hiryu Shoten-Ha on them.
~YukiDragon
- You are in a hopless love with
Kirin, Ranma and Ryoga *blush*
~Rukawa's Girlfriend
- You can't think straight because
you keep hearing Yapaapaa Yapaapaa.
~Arthur Pendragoon
- You talk about and quote from Ranma
so much that your friends smack you and yell
at you. (this happens to me on a daily basis)
~ Princess Lita
- You strand yourself a deserted
island hoping to be kidnapped by a prince.
(Toma? - R.M.F)
~Rukawa's GF.
- You can navigate Japan easily,
through watching Ranma
~Marker
- Purple, flaming red and blue hair
seems part of every day life.
~Marker
- Ranma episodes play in your dreams
every night
~Marker
- Your e-mail is ukyo@hotmail.com
or ranmafan@hotmail.com, shampoogirl@aol.com.....
~Rukawa's GF
(Hey, my email's on it! -R.M.F)
- You name yourself, Ukyo#1, or Ranma
16 M/F, or Sex-bombTeach Hinako, FatGenma in chat
rooms. (Look out for these guys. -R.M.F)
~Rukawa's GF
- You start dreaming about Ranma
in Japanese with English/French/Chinese/Swahili subtitles. Pick
your choice.
~EternalMars
- Your friends threaten to take matters
into their own hands if you keep talking about Ranma and the benefits of
having our world just like it.
~Zu-Ren Goh
- You scream hysterically at everyone
who tells you that Ranma is "Just a show/cartoon" and get
sent to a mental asylum for the next lifetime or so.
~Taler Schilling/Holy Knight Toma
RNK
- Every time my best friend comes
over I have to set out which Ranma movies I'm gonna watch ahead of time(ones
with Kodachi in them are recommended by my friend), even though my older
sister wants to hang me for watching Ranma so much because she wants to
watch Sailor Moon movies R,S,and
Super S (yeah, I like those movies,too, but I like Ranma much,much,much
better).
~Minako Aino
- You start to compare the love triangle
in Final Fantasy 7 (Cloud,Tifa,Aerith) to the Ranma
1/2 MAIN love triangle (Ranma,Ukyo,Akane). AND you start naming the FinalFantasy
7 Characters with names of the Ranma cast.
(Let me see... Cloud = Ranma,
Aerith = Akane and Tifa = Ukyo? - R.M.F)
~Minako Aino
- You make it your personal goal
to write to everyone that has a Ranma website to find out if they know
ANYONE that has an online Ranma 1/2 doujinshi. By the way, do you know
anyone...?
(Er, no, I don't. Sorry. -R.M.F)
~Angee-chan
- You are sitting in the computer
lab for three hours making Ranma greeting cards when you're supposed to
be finishing up an already late Social Studies report (already happened
to me).
~Jennifer Akane Saotome
- You absolutely and utterly fear
Anne Frank's diary only because of the fact that Anne named it "Kitty".
(Who's Anne Frank? - R.M.F)
~Jennier Akane Saotome
- You walk into your local comic
book store, and walk out in under thirty seconds because the owner has
greeted you with a video at the door.
~Ninx
- You wish to find the man
of your dreams in a pool.
(Hopefully not a cursed one. -R.M.F)
~Michiru-Chan
- You start to look at your friends
in a different way. (Preferably not that way.)
Example : "Say, is it me or did
you grow a set of wings?"
~ Michiru-Chan
- You are the neighbourhood Martial
Arts Tic Tac Toe Champion.
~ Oni-Girl
- You make notes in class, but change
the names of people in examples to those of Ranma 1/2 characters.
~Oni-Girl
- You go to a private school for
the sole purpose of _not_ wearing a school uniform (to be like your hero
Kuno/Ranma).
~Oni-Girl
- When random people in your class
are asked what you will be when you graduate, they all reply "Ranma 1/2
expert".
~Oni-Girl
- You can't sleep each night unless
you watch at least one espiode of Ranma 1/2, if not, the whole series.
~Amor Fede Yee
- You read the too much list and
all that in it happened to you before and is still happening.
~Amor Fede Yee
- You can't control yourself from
typing 'Ranma' when you go to any search engine.
(Oh, so THAT'S how you
people find my page! ^_^ - R.M.F)
~Amor Fede Yee
- You are able to sing all the songs
about Ranma 1/2 flawlessly.
~Amor Fede Yee
- When you feed your little brother Kairaishi mushrooms and make him
clean your room.
(To make him grow or shrink? -R.M.F)
~Fran "Christie" Jordan
- You master the art of cooking okonomiyaki and serve it for dinner
almost every night. Of course, nobody's in the house by the time you do
it for the, oh, say, third week in a row?
~Fran "Christie" Jordan
- You learn how to play every Ranma song on your guitar. (in the process
here)
~Fran "Christie" Jordan
-When your theatre arts teacher makes you create your own skit, and
you base yours on Ranma 1/2. (looks around innocently...)
(I can imagine your teacher going bald, Fran. -R.M.F)
~Fran "Christie" Jordan
- You put your VCR on slow motion when Ranma changes into a girl to
see if you can catch anything, like his chest puffing out or..oh..I wont
go there...
(AAAAAAAAAAAhem..... -R.M.F)
~Fran "Christie" Jordan
- You find bags of panties in granpa's closet that are WAY too small
to be granny's.
~Fran "Christie" Jordan
- Things like these 'YKYBRTMR1/2W..' things are just popping out of
your head right and left.
~Fran "Christie" Jordan
- You would kill many to meet Takahashi Rumiko.
(Certainly not in jail. -R.M.F)
~Fran "Christie" Jordan
- If you DID meet Takahashi, you would glomp her and call her a Goddess
and never leave her alone.
(I wonder how many people are clinging onto her now? -R.M.F)
~Fran "Christie" Jordan
- If there was an anime con that featured Takahashi Rumiko, you would
not let anything get in your way to go there, even if it was at the north
pole.
~Fran "Christie" Jordan
- You can draw a map showing the relationships of EVERYONE in Ranma
1/2 without thinking about it. (I can!)
~Wildcard
- You realize that you're now a master of the Anything-Goes Martial
Arts from watching the anime.
~Wildcard
- You run out of space on your computer from all the Ranma 1/2 pics.
~Wildcard
- You have 97 Ranma-related bookmarks on your computer, and growing.
~Wildcard
- When you find an embarassing picture, you eat it. And as a result,
your diet consists mostly of photographs, since you have a lot of embarassing
pictures.
~ Jingoro-chan
- You meet someone for the first time and they get annoyed about the
10th time you relate what he said to Ranma 1/2. (this has happened to me.)
~Ben Cloutier, a.k.a Spatula Boy
- When someone asks you to tell them the plotline of Ranma, they walk
away before you get to Azusa. (this has happened to me.)
~Ben Cloutier, a.k.a Spatula Boy
-Your girlfriend is afraid of taking hot showers, and then, one day,
you find out why...
~Xavier
-You order out for Chinese, hoping that one day, a purple-haired girl
will burst through your wall, yelling Nihao!
~Xavier
- When you see everything on earth as something from Ranma. (Pork, P-chan
Your pet cat, Shampoo the girl you like, Shampoo Anything you
look at without your glasses, Shampoo)
~ Ben Cloutier
- When you save up money for years to sponsor a trip to Qinghai province
to search for Jusenkyo.
~Nathaniel Drake, a.k.a Tenma
- When you begin taking karate lessons only to lose interest when the
instructor can't even do a Chestnut Fist.
~Nathaniel Drake
- When you hope that one day you will wake up and find that the "real"
world was just a dream, and you're actually in the Ranma universe.
~Nathaniel Drake
- When you contribute to the YKYBRTMR1/2W list!
(Anyone mind checking to see if I happen to have one of the longest
lists around? -R.M.F)
~Nathaniel Drake
- You are jocking and you say something bad of your favorite character
and you kick your ass, for the stupid thing you said. (I did it)
~Oriana
(This was supposed to be in the Ukyo Section, although I don't know
why. So I moved it here. - R.M.F)
- When you spend hours trying to think of a good way to cross the Ranma
universe into a major anime crossover your writing that already includes
Tenchi Muyo, Slayers, City Hunter, and Card Captor Sakura, and is continualy
growing... but just can't think of any ideas that haven't already been
used...
~Kaesydian a.k.a Seiya-chan
(Then merge them and see what you come up with. -R.M.F)
- When you've read practically every single Ranma fanfic (especially
crossovers) in existence and can tell in the first three sentences whether
they're any good or not.
~ Kaesydian
(I can tell you've been reading X-overs. -R.M.F)
- When your english teachers tells you to make a program for a Midsummer
Night's Dream. Using any actors you like, and you immediately put the Ranma
cast in the play. ( whistles innocently...)
~Stephanie a.k.a Eme
- Your 6 year old sister who always refers to Ranma as a girl said to
you one day, "Ranma is hot."
~Miaka
(Musk Dynasty quotes by Demidevimon)
-You throw monkeys into the spring of drowned girl(if you can find it)
to understand girls better.
~Demidevimon
-You are named after some kind of food.
~Demidevimon
-<if you're a girl(or a guy trapped as a girl)> When you wake up
from a nap, you expect to see Lime and Mint standing over you, making comments
on your 'anatomy'.
~Demidevimon
-If you start picturing everyone around you as the opposite gender.
~Mari-chan
-If you could draw the bluprints of the Tendo household without a thought.
~Mari-chan
-If you play Akane's Baka song (Yasashii, Ii Museme ni Narenai) over
and over and over.... (Whistles innocently)
(And then place a picture of your boyfriend on a punching bag and
heave ho! -R.M.F)
~Mari-chan
- (boys only) Your psychiatrist wants you to get more in touch with
your feminine side, and you ask if there are any buckets of water in the
office.
~Marril
- When you and your friends get in heated arguements, resulting in battle
auras, over who is cuter: Ranma-kun, Ryoga, Tatewaki, or Mousse.
~Myque
- You think you have a boring life because you compare it to Ranma 1/2.
~LightSephiroth
(But AFTER you've had a life like that in Ranma 1/2, you'll
WISH
it was boring. -R.M.F)
- You are really board on a Saturday and are thinking of what
you can do when out of nowhere your "greatest rival" apppears and the two
of you fight, then you promptly forget it and then blame an anonymous Japaneese
citizen for your bad memory while at the same time trying to use the BaikuseiTenketsu
on a rock and hurting your finger(Convinced myself i was Ryoga one day
and did this...it hurt.) then blaming that same Japaneese citizen for THAT
too.
~LightSephiroth
(I'll assume that Japanese citizen is someone who lives in Nerima.
-R.M.F)
- If you've ever spent hours trying to figure out the particulars of
the Jusenkyo curses. (ex. what happens when Ranma is touching hot water
with one hand and cold water with another, why doesn't drinking hot/cold
liquids affect the Jusenkyo accursed etc.)
(Very special kudos to Zorknot, cuz he just knocked the nail on
the head on this one! It applies to me!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! - R.M.F)
~W. Brad Robinson, a.k.a Zorknot
- You can't find a date interesting enough because NO one will change
with water, so you start thinking about dating in the two dimensional arena...
~Myque
- You hold Anything Goes Martial Arts Video Game Tournaments and become
a master at the one handed controller move and block.
~Myque
- When you cant find your Ranma comic books and start drawing your own.
~Razor
- When you can act out every Episode of Ranma.
~Razor
The Saotomes :
- When you
begin to find Ranma-chan cute simply because she's really a boy.
- Ranma Saotome
himself sends you E-Mail from the web.
- You refuse
to get a boyfriend/girlfriend unless he/she looks exactly like you, only
in the opposite sex.
(R.M.F's
Note : I saw once at Outwards Bound School. Two people, boy and girl, looked
exactly alike
in every way,
except one's hair was brown, and the other, black.)
- Walking on
fences, walls and tightropes becomes a habit of yours.
- When someone
challenges you to a fight and the first thing you yell is'Kachuu-Tenshin-Amaguriken'
!
~ Kyo Kusanagi
- Your father
teaches you how to prostrate yourself before someone and calls it the "Tiger
lying down"
(or something like that) skill.
- One day,
your mother comes back with a cloth-wrapped bundle and you scream, thinking
it's a katana
wrapped in cloth. And it turns out to be so.
- Your father
takes you on an 11 year training course around the world, promising your
mother to
raise you as a "Man-amongst-men", even if you are a girl.
- You start selling your kids for
food
~Yukidragon
- You make a promise with an old
friend to engage your children before they're old enough to
protest.
~Yukidragon
- You get out of the bathtub and
see the girl you just became friends with walk in.
~Yukidragon
- You add the words “Anything Goes
Martial Arts” in front of all everyday activities, (i.e.: Martial Arts
Breakfast, Martial Arts Going to School,etc.)
~Yukidragon
- You
start calling your girlfriend "Kawaiikune" for no reason at all.
~Nicholas Loh
-You fear the cooking done by your
girlfriend.
~Nicholas Loh
-You start calling your dad "Oyajii"
~Nicholas Loh
-You throw chestnuts into your fireplace
and tries to snatch them out without being burnt.
~Nicholas Loh
- You keep trying and trying until
you run out of chestnuts, or that you realize again that "fire hurts".
~Nicholas Loh
-You keep trying look up "Dr. Tofu"
in your yellow pages to treat your injuries.
~Nicholas Loh
-You buy every cat in your community,
and leave them inside a pit for days without food, and then
jump inside the pit covered with fish products.
~Nicholas Loh
- The moment you want to talk to
someone, your first reaction is to take out a signboard and write something
on it.
~Nicholas Loh
- One day, you father suddenly decides
to bring you to his friend's house to choose 1 from 3beautiful girls, all
sisters, as your fiancee, and two of the girls decided that the first one
you looked at is your fiancee. (Deja Vu? - R.M.F)
~ Arthur Pendragoon
- You father got you a fiancee, and
you become very happy. Then you get a second.... and a third.....
and .....
~Rukawa's Girlfriend
- You start feeling and looking at
your chest everytime you touch hot/cold water.
~Arthur Pendragoon
- You start getting water splashed
on you by an old woman from no where on a daily basis.
~ Amor Fede Yee
- The first thing you do in a fight
is to run away, yelling a really fancy name that all adds up to : "Running
Away."
~ Amor Fede Yee
- Whenever you encounter any problem, any problem at all, you grab the
scroll with three solutions on it, all of which backfire horribly.
~MightyJAK
- When you can't avoid 'her' (pick your choice), you pretend that you're
somebody else and hope that she doesn't recognize you and your father does
the same thing, only he pretends to be a large animal.
~MightyJAK
- When your father tells you that he's only going to give you a "verbal
punishment," you get really scared because you think that means he's gonna
hit you with a wooden sign.
~MightyJAK
- When you build a koi pond in your back yard and insist that your father
meet you in battle beside it the next morning.
~Nathaniel Drake
- You can't seem to get a girlfriend, so you go to Jusenkyo (at the
"Spring of Drowned Girl") for plan B
~Demidevimon
-When your dad is lectuing you(ex:Over a bad grade or a fight)You change
him into a fat, inarticulate panda to shut him up.
~Demidevimon
-You've been changed into a girl and now a Shakespeare-quoting school
bully is infatuated with you.
~Demidevimon
- ...you scan several hundred pictures of Ranma-chan into your computer,
then you put incense burners and candles around the computer, then you
strap a bra onto your head and begin to chant, hoping that the computer
will explode just like in "Weird Science" and Ranma-chan will appear out
of nowhere, ready to take a (cold) shower with you.
~Brad Jernigen
- You start learning the martial arts cuz you want to be able to do
the 'hiryu shoten ha'.
~Mike Counts
- You emulate some of the moves in the anime and they work in a real
fight. (Chestnut Fist, it really happened...I won :> )
(Really? Have you tried taking chestnuts out of a fire that way?
Get a bucket of ice water ready tho. ^_^ -R.M.F)
~Mike Counts
- You know more Japanese martial arts terms than Korean, even though
your martial art is Korean. (ack, sounds kinda lame)
(FYI : Tae Kwon Do is a Korean art. -R.M.F)
~ Mike Counts
-Whenever you get in a fight with your dad the battle always concludes
when at least one of you ends up in a pond.
~Demidevimon
-(boys only) Your girlfriend's older sister constantly changes you into
a girl and makes you sing karaoke with the other girls.
(NO! Anything but Karaoke! NooOoOooo.... -R.M.F)
~Demidevimon
- Your way of coming home is dropping headfirst from the sky into anything
that has water in it.
~Demidevimon
-When you get cold water dumped on you, you feel your chest AND discover
you are now a rather busty, attractive, red-haired young girl...
~Demidevimon
- .....and you like it, cause now you can be like your idol, Ranma....
~Demidevimon
- ....then you got hit on the head during training, and start acting
like a pale stereotype of a girl!
~Demidevimon
- Pop's a panda.
~Demidevimon
- And when he's angry at you, he doesn't ground you, he just tosses
you into the nearest body of cold water yelling: "<your name> You sound
like a GIRL!!!!!!!!!!"
~Demidevimon
- One morning you suddenly inhale breakfast just like Ranma. And you
and your Oyagi (I call my dad that) fight over food.
~LightSephiroth
(Note : It's not Oyagi, it's Oyaji. [oh-yah-gee] gee as in gee-whiz.
^_^)
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