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- You wish you could learn how to turn bandannas and cloth belts into deadly weapons so no one would make fun of your dress code.
- You start calling pet detectives to help you find a small, black pig with a bandanna around its neck.
- Ryoga resembles Shizumaru from Samurai Showdown 3 to you. (She also wields an umbrella.)
- You and your friends get lost in that new university you attended, and one of them asks you, "What now, Ryoga?"
- That wall you prodded with a finger finally blows up in your face.
- Your sister gets a small, black piglet for a pet, and asks you for a name, you call it "P-Chan", and when she isn't looking, pour hot water onto it, hoping it'll turn into Ryoga.
- Umbrellas are you best friend. They stop you from changing, and you can fight with them.
- You wonder why everyone whose surname is "Hibiki" isn't wearing a bandanna, isn'tcarrying a lead umbrella, or isn't hopelessly lost. (Dan Hibiki, SFZ2, and Kanzaki Hibiki, Macross 2.)
- Your dentist comments on those marvellously sharp canines in your mouth.
- You're lucky if you can find your way out of a house in a week.
- You petition against the slaughter of black piglets.
- Shishihokoudans are normal, everyday occurences in your neighbourhood everytime you get angry, sad, depressed or any of the above.
- Maps become obsolete in your hands.
- You had a
childhood enemy who always stole your lunch, and now you've come back forrevenge.
If you could
find your way back in the first place.
- You get angry at someone every
time he insults the girl you secretly love, but when you try to
hunt him down to punish him you end up in <pick a random country>.
~Yukidragon
- You get lost on the way home from
school more than once, and you can see your home FROM
school. (Shut up! It only happened three times!)
~Chibi-chan
- Everytime you get lost, you claim
that you're in Okinawa, you're sure it's Okinawa, andsurprisingly, it is.
~Akara
- One night, your father brings back
a black pigskin football and you scream at the top of yourlungs : "YOU
KILLED RYOGA!!!!"
~Akara
- You search the world for a black
and white dog so that you can follow him to Ryoga and get married
with him.
~Akara
- Your pet pig begins to draw jealously from your boyfriend, and more often than not, it's because you hug it closer to you than you do your boyfriend.
- You envy Ryoga because he doesn't
have to go to school.
~Arthur Pendragoon
- Your dentist discovers you've got
fangs. Cute ones.
~Rukawa's GF.
- YOU go left when you should go
north and you go right when you should go left,
you go north when you should go right and you go south when you should
go north.......
~Rukawa's GF
-.....ZZZZ.... Ryouga sama ......
ZZZZZZZZ
~Rukawa's GF
-You see Ryoga for the first time
and the first thing you say is "Suki da Ryoga-sama..." Eventhough you don't
know a word of Japanese. (Hey I did ^_^)
~Akara Hibiki
- You're going out on a date. It
looks like it's going to rain. Your parents wonder why you'reasking for
a heavy metal umbrella, and even more so when you tell them it's because
you'll change into your girlfriend's
pet pig if you get wet.
~Bloodclaw (What a name. -R.M.F)
- You become a strict Muslim (A
Malay religion which prohibits eating pork) simply becauseyou're afraid
that if you eat pork, you're going to end up eating Ryoga one day. *gasp*
~Bloodclaw
- Your biology teacher wonders why
you absolutely, completely, utterly refuse to dissect thatlittle black
piglet on your table, and you tell him it's P-Chan. You get kicked out
of class.
~RanMaFan (That's me! -R.M.F)
- You decide to have a terrible sense
of direction and get lost somewhere in Japan (preferably
near the 'Tendo Training Hall') so you can (eventually) be found by Ryoga
(and then be married to him soon
afterward).
~Jennifer "P-Chan" (Next
time, stick to one nickname.... Aino. -R.M.F)
- Whenever I go to school in the
morning, my best friend has to guide me there, just in case
I don't get lost(hint,hint!)and end up in Canada (and become a stowaway
on a huge cargo ship that's destined
to get to Nerima, Japan, and get to meet Ryoga face-to-face.).
~ Minako Aino
- The first words that come out of
mouth everytime you stop for a rest is : "WHERE
AM I!?!?!?!?"
~ Kender
- You miss your turnoff on the highway
and scream "Curse you, Saotome Ranma!"
~Jason Ditz
- You get lost in a one way cave
in a video game and can't get out until your friend helps you three days
later. (DON'T LAUGH! IT COULD HAPPEN TO ANYONE!!!)
~Genie-chan
- You look blankly at street signs
for five minutes or more and still go the wrong way.
~Blair, a.k.a Thunderdog
- You barge into your friend's
house at 1 AM yelling : "It's me, (insert your name here). Let's fight!".
Then, after swinging at the pillow and missing, you yell "WAKE UP DAMMIT!!!!"
as loudly as you can, and are then thrown into the rain by some rather
irate friend.
~ Tom, a.k.a Ryoga
- You are delighted when Ryoga can't seem to find his way to anywhere
except you.
~Amy a.k.a Dragon-chan
- Your friends ask you if you would sleep with a black rat you named
P-chan if it cuddled up to you? (Would you? -R.M.F)
~Amy a.k.a Dragon-chan
- When you painstakingly file your teeth into fangs.
~Nathaniel Drake a.k.a Tenma
- When you apologize to Ryoga every time you eat pork.
~Nathaniel Drake
- You watch/read "Animal Farm" and you are POSITIVE that Napoleon is
really P-Chan o_O
~Demidevimon
- I LOVE my umbrella! I LOVE it! It protects me! I
get to hit people with it! It shields me from attacks from evil mad
and horrible people! My umbrella protects me from the rain too!
^^
~ Becky Farrah
(From the excerpts of 101 reasons why we love umbrellas.
No such thing. ^_^ -R.M.F)
-A familiar Bandana-wearing boy shows up and asks you where Furinkan
High School is.
~ Demidevimon
-You don't even know your way around the kitchen!
~ Demidevimon
-And then your mom makes pork chops and you run screaming "CANNIBALS!!!!!!!!"
~ Demidevimon
- All you'r friends chip in and buy you a male *ahem* entertainer. And
force him to wear fake fangs,a yellow bandanna,and carry a red bamboo umbrella.
~Ericka
- You throw bandanas at trees hopeing the trees will break doesn't work
so you think well maybe if I....... you use shishihokudanon on the trees
doesn't work so you think well maybe if I.........
~ Ranma (the Tenchi and Cyber6 Really Resembles Ranma! Contributor)
- WHERE AM I NOW???????
~Ryoga Hibiki (Windrazor - http://www.oocities.org/ranmarpg_2000)
- You begin going through marathon-like training in order to gain the
ability to run throughout Japan for days at a time without getting winded.
~Momo
-You get lost in your own school, even if you've been going to it for
over 2 years!
~Demidevimon
-You always avoid rain, especially around restaurants.
~Demidevimon
-You challenge people to duels, and you don't show up till about 3 days
pass.
~Demidevimon
-You are somehow able to tie a seemingly endless supply of bandannas
to your head.
~Demidevimon
- When you get lost on your way to the bathroom.
(I know this is old, but still. -R.M.F)
~Razor
- When you go around with stickers that say "Ryoga for president!"
(Classic. -R.M.F)
~Razor
- "Ranma may have stealth but Ryoga has the heart."
~Hobbes
*new Ryoga Quotes*
- You have a weird obsession with different types of breads...
~Rei-san
The Tendous :
- You think that Akane, Kasumi and Nabiki are perfect names for the three daughters you hope to have.
- You start searching desperately around the world and web for an Anything Goes Martial Arts Dojo.
- You begin to wonder whether Nabiki is working Paparazzi part time.
- Having Akane for a girlfriend doesn't seem so bad. At least she can defend herself.
- You have to beat up 50 boys who intercept you on the way to school wanting to defeat you so that they can marry you. On a daily basis.
- When you begin to think your younger
sister's cooking is toxic and should be used as a bio-chemical
weapon.
~ Kyo Kusanagi
- You walk into the bathroom and
find a strange guy you've never seen before.
~Yukidragon
- You start to cry at a drop of a
hat anytime, anywhere.
~Akara
- You are the ultimate cure for every
ailment in every patient everytime you visit your localdoctor to say hi
because the clinic always seems empty when you enter.
~Akara
- You beat your iinazuke even when
he is giving you compliments.
~Akara
- You are the best (and only) cook
in the house and when you get sick everyone leaves in fear
that your younger sister will cook for them.
~Akara
- You think marring Nabiki won't
be bad because she can scam money out of people and you can
retire at an early age.
~Akara
- You start taking bribes from people
who have absolutely no luck with women.
~Rukawa's Girlfriend
(A LONG one)
- You make a cookie. But it is too
plain. You add bananas, and finds that if taste good!
You did it! You got a cookie
that taste good! You are so happy that you add,
1 packet Mocha-flavored hot
chocolate mix
1 bottle Tabasco sauce
6 green onions
2 leaves of cabbage
Lots of miso
A handful of tabbaco
3 peppers
10g of salt
Something something acid
*sounds good, I'll add it in*
Oh, and optional: octopus
and squid. Oh, and perhaps carrots.....
~Rukawa's Girlfriend
- You step into a swimming pool,
and start to drown because you can't swim. Then you realise
you're drowning in a kiddy pool.
~Rukawa's Girlfriend
- Your boyfriend and family members
all get in a panic when I announce to everyone that
"I'm gonna cook for you guys this evening" And when I DO finish cooking
my meal and I serve it to everybody,
my older sister scoops some of it up in a vile andsays "Before I eat this
I'm gonna do some testing on the sample just so I don't findthat I'm eating
one of Saddam Hussein's biological weapons when I'm already half-way through,okay?"
~Akane Tendo (Who else would
say this? ^_^ - R.M.F)
- You try to find the "Tendo Training
Hall" in the yellow pages so you could ask Nabiki
to teach you all about moneymaking (putting AT LEAST 2000 yen by thephone
ahead of time), and find her name and number.... under the "Extortion
and Money Making" Segment.
~Minako Aino
- You actually take Akane's recipies
off of the internet and use them to get rid of your friend when she's being
annoying. (It works.)
(Hey, who wants those recipies?
I have the entire collection in my harddisk! -R.M.F)
~Genie-chan
- You proudly tell everyone you meet
the anecdote about your first extortion scheme at the tender age of 11.
~Oni-Girl
- You find math much easier when
there's a yen sign before each number.
~Oni-Girl
- You read the stock report every
day, even though you don't own any stock. You want to check the list of
stocks that you think Nabiki might have.
~Oni-Girl
- You start to wonder if the stock
market crisis in Asia affected Nabiki's holdings.
~Oni-Girl
- Your little cousin/niece whom you
babysit can hardly speak, but already knows how to say "baka" say
"hentai" and break her building blocks in a single chop.
(That's not YOU've been, it's
HE/SHE's been reading too much Ranma 1/2!
*waahaahaahaa!*
-R.M.F)
~Oni-Girl
- You cheerfully insist that the
two guys beating the living daylights out of one another on Jerry Springer
are really "good friends".
~Oni-Girl
- You play the role Romeo so perfectly
even though you are a girl.
~ Amor Fede Yee
- You hope to get to play Juilet
instead of Romeo.
~ Amor Fede Yee
- Your tears flow whenever your hair
is cut.
~ Amor Fede Yee
- When just thinking of what to cook
for dinner, you can be happy for a long long time.
~ Amor Fede Yee
- Anyone, EVERYONE who tries asking
you for money ends up being called Nabiki because you
think they're trying to scam you, even if it's your boyfriend.
~Akara
- You realize that Short-haired
Akane looks exactly like Sailor Mercury.
~ Demidevimon
(Does she? I didn't notice.... must.... kill.... SAILORMOON! AAARGH!
-R.M.F)
-(girls only) You got the part of Juliet but your boyfriend hijacks
the role from you
~Demidevimon
-Your sister seems to be the source of your family's income
~Demidevimon
-(girls only) Your local doctor wears glasses that fog up whenever you
are around
~Demidevimon
- You wish Dr. tofu's glasses would fog at the mention of *your* name
(Mmm.. Dr. Tofu... *Drool*)
~Lusa-Chan
- Your friend brags about her new Nintendo system and you reply "Nin
Tendo? Is she a long-lost sister of Kasumi, Nabiki and Akane?"
~Lusa-Chan
- Your smile can stop a war and make the soldiers want to telephone
their mothers
~Lusa-Chan
(Well, to be honest, you don't need the smile to make them want
to call their moms, but the stopping a war part could be useful. ^_^
-R.M.F)
- Your friend is mad at you (I don't know what I did...) but she can't
beat the living snot out of you because you murmur "Oh my!" and put on
a sweet, sad
smile. (Glances around innocently) ^_^
~Lusa-Chan
(Alright, who is it this time? -R.M.F)
- Your dad cries if you yell at him
~Lusa-Chan
Pantyhose Taro (Section Started by Sarah P.)
- If you start wearing a pantyhose sash instead of a belt.
~Sarah P.
-You carry around extra pairs of pantyhose to subdue your enemies.
~Sarah P.
-You flee in shame when a pretty girl you just saved asks what your
name is.
~Sarah P.
-YOU were baptised in the "Spring of Drowned Yeti Riding a Bull While
Holding a Crane and Eel"....
~Demidevimon
(Now bidding for more Pantyhose jokes.... no, not those pantyhose
you hentai! -R.M.F)
- When you get wet, People run because you've transformed into a winged
minotaur-beast. (you won't be bullied in school either, or take a cold
bath for obvious reasons)
~Demidevimon
- You were given a name that has to do with female undergarments, courtesy
of an annoying old pervert.
~Demidevimon
- People know where you've been because of the pantyhose wrapped around
unconcious victims.
~Demidevimon
- You wish your name was "Handsome"<last name here>
~Demidevimon
