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Ferret Inertia:
A ferret in motion will tend to stay in motion; a ferret at rest will tend to stay at rest... especially on a linolium floor.
- Ferret Gravity: If you simultaniously drop a ferret and a donut from the same height, they will fall at the same rate... but the donut may not hit the ground.
- Schroedinger's Ferret: A ferret may or may not be into something, but you don't know unless you look.
- Heisenburg's Ferret: One can never know both where a ferret is and what its plotting to do.
- Ferret Fluid Dynamics: A ferret going from a smaller tunnel to a larger tunnel will slow down... more stuff to sniff.
- Conservation of Mass: Matter cannot be created nor destroyed, just hidden.
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