Omake Theater

Omake Theater is a comedy skit at the end of each volume of Blue Seed. More often than not they are a silly self-mockery of the show. Some are funny, some are gross, and some just don't make any sense. Tread carefully. You can watch them online at YouTube.

Volume 1 - The Man who Watches the Kushinada
Kusanagi and Kunakida reveal their perverted side and Momiji and the girls solve the problem with a little machine gun action. [Transcript]

Volume 2 - Blue Seed Living Room Theatre
Four short skits. Takeuchi and Kunakida decapitate Momiji, Momiji makes several "sumo" blunders, Kusanagi's arm fails to retract, and Kunakida reveals his ultimate secret weapon against the aragami: his funniest joke. [Transcripts: Dub - Sub]

Volume 3 - X-File: In Case of Kunikida
Kunikida and Takeuchi investigate the perils of animation cells. [Transcripts: Dub - Sub]

Volume 4 - Go! Animation Girl!
What if Momiji became a teen idol singer? It's a lot scarier than you'd think. [Dub Transcript]

Volume 5 - On a Rainy Day
Momiji hangs around the house on a rainy day, dreaming of Kusanagi. [Dub Transcript]

Volume 6 - Jong Jong Mahjong
Kusanagi, Murakumo, and two aragami engage in a game of mahjong. In the end the aragami are sent downstream, literally, while Murakumo offers to buy Kusanagi lunch. [Sub Transcript]

Volume 7 - Festival Night
Featuring Koume-chan. We discover that Kome dislikes men because of the way her first crush treated her, but you can tell she's softening up to Yaegashi anyway. This is where you hear Kome's classic "Let's get nekkid!" line. [Dub Transcript]

Volume 8 - Kunikida... Ker-woosh!!
Kunikda gets ready for his day, with a Japanese breakfast and a nice soak in the tub. This is the source of the infamous line, "Whop bop a do bop, ba dang bang boom! No, child abuse is wrong." [Dub Transcript]

Volume 9 - The Day of Sugishita
Takeuchi may be in love with someone else, but Sugishita has plenty of other admirers.

Volume 10 - Susano-Oh, Oh No!
Little Susano-oh climbs tall mountains and chucks rocks into the ocean, determined to show his superiority to the lowly creatures of the sea. [Dub Transcript]

Volume 11 - Blue Seed Movie Preview
This is the only Omake that I think might actually be funnier in a different language than the original. It's an advertisement for a spoof Blue Seed movie that looks (and sounds) a lot like the old Godzilla movies. [Movie spoof info]

Volume 12 - Grandma Go Go!
Grandma like you've never seen her. Momiji's grandmother proves that her after-hours alter ego is a real party animal. Has a Cinderella-like twist at the end. [Dub Transcript]

Volume 13 - The Matsudaira Report
Matsudaira has a special interest in Kusanagi that isn't strictly scientific.

Blue Seed Beyond - Dance Little Love
Momiji wants to go to a campfire dance. Unfortunately, she's having trouble convincing Kusanagi to go with her. [Sub Transcript]