The Unofficial Just Shoot Me (Soda) Drinking Game

The Unofficial

(Soda) Drinking Game

by Hank Lewis
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Updated as of 10/11/2001!

Since Maya and Elliott have broken up and we've seen Allie, I've had to do yet another update! Now we're just waiting for Nina to check into rehab, eh? Anytime there is a change in the show's significant plot line that affects one of the rules, it will be replaced and an asterisk (*) will be put next to the updated rule. Items shown with two asterisks (**) only apply to reruns and syndicated episodes.

Disclaimer

This site was created only in the spirit of fun. Should you choose to play the game with alcohol, that is your business. However you alone accept the responsibilities and consequences of your actions...I am not putting a gun to anyone's head and forcing them to get wasted while "Just Shoot Me" is on, then get sick/die of alcohol poisoning/get in a car and kill someone or themselves/etc.

Want to see some other drinking games? Click on the word and see a whole page of them!

Now, get a 2 litre bottle of your favorite Soda, a small 5 oz Dixie cup and watch the show!!!

-Drink one drink if:

-The cover of “Blush” is shown
-Elliott hits on a model and gets a date.
-Elliott talks about a hot date he had with a model.
-Elliott makes a remark about some photo shoot he’s done or is going to do
-Finch makes a wisecrack about Nina’s love life
-Finch hits on a model and gets the cold shoulder
-Finch makes a sexual remark about Maya, grabs her ass, sticks his tongue in her ear, etc.*
-Jack gripes about his ex-wives and/or alimony
-Jack talks about Allie or Hannah
-Maya makes a wisecrack about Elliott’s womanizing
-Maya chews out Jack over something
-Nina makes some kind of comment about her past modeling career
-Nina makes veiled reference to her drug habit or the cult she used to belong to*

-Drink two drinks if:

-Anyone makes a wisecrack about how short Finch is
-Anyone other than Finch makes a wisecrack about Nina’s sleeping around
-Any time the cover of “Blush” zooms in on some blurb about sex
-A real supermodel (i.e. Tyra Banks) appears as “herself” on the show
-Elliott sucks up to Jack or tries to stand up to him
-Finch orders a Sea Breeze or is seen drinking a Sea Breeze
-Finch plays a practical joke on someone
-Jack is playing golf in his office
-Jack gets on some kind of pet project with disastrous results (i.e. trying to get a Sandwich and a park named after him, and ends up having some kind of “gay sex” euphemism associated with him)
-Maya and Elliott kiss. Drink three drinks if it's at the office.**
-Nina comes in late to work or from lunch*

-Drink three drinks if:

-Finch’s Dad and/or brothers pay a visit
-Any one of the cast gets arrested (on the show, not in real life)
-Flashbacks from the past are shown (i.e. Elliott selling photos on the street, Maya working at a hard news magazine)
-Finch actually gets lucky with a woman
-Jack is shown playing the banjo (either on the show or for one of the commercial breaks.)*
-One of the other current or former “Must See TV” stars (i.e. French Stewart from “3rd Rock from the Sun” or Andy Dick from "Newsradio") has a guest role on the show
-One of Maya’s old boyfriends pays a visit
-Any member(s) of the cast has sex. Drink everything in sight if it's in the office!*
-One of Jack's many ex-wives shows up
-Persky from Marketing, Courtenay from Accounting, Beth from Payroll or some other insignificant Blush employee shows up*

-Drink everything in sight if:

-Jack & Eve (Maya’s mother) reconcile and get remarried
-Any one of the staff has a homosexual experience
-Hannah is actually shown on TV*
-Nina voluntarily checks into rehab
-Finch’s 3-way fantasy actually comes true
-Maya gets rehired by her former Employer
-Elliott’s brother Donnie shows up again, gainfully employed FOR REAL THIS TIME!!!
-Jack files for bankruptcy and the entire staff is now jobless
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