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much as tony might have enjoyed making clive a subject for public mockery, he was no less a favourite target for some. hold on to your handkerchiefs for dear life and read of these infamies. you may be compelled to take the action into your own hands.
credits. greg proops, colin mochrie, and ryan stiles had won, and clive instructed them to read the credits in the style of tony slattery, which meant inevitable cruelty on greg's part.
scenes from a hat. the subject is "the biggest jerk in the world." josie immediately calls out, "tony!"
prison visitor. tony is behind bars. someone in the audience suggests that he ran off with a sumo wrestler. clive replies, "someone's been reading your diaries, tony."
bartender. tony is in the bar, angry about something. audience calls out suggestions, such as career, but clive settles for tony's green jacket.
introduction. clive's infamously mocking introductions for tony, including:
"tony slattery, who normally just makes us wonder"
"the hugh grant of slapstick, tony slattery"
"and my favourite if he wasn't so personal, tony slattery"
"tony slattery, the non-thinking man's spotted dick"
"the one and only, but original vulgar fraction, tony slattery"
"the man who has more talent in his little finger than in several other parts of his body, tony slattery."
party quirks. clive reads the rules, concluding, "if tony guesses all of the guests correctly, he will win alot of points, and if he doesn't...it will be like most times."
party quirks. after tony guesses all of his guests' quirks, clive adds, "..and you've guessed all of them correctly. it's a shame this is a non-scoring round."
post-party quirks. clive, once again, "which means you lose all your points..but you were already in fourth place by then!"
emotion option. tony and josie are in a launderette. tony suggests he should turn down the horizontal on josie's shirt, to which she replies, "speak for yourself," referring to tony's striped shirt.
party quirks. rory bremner is one of tony's guests, who thinks he's tony. he, of course, delivers a brilliant impression, causing a great deal of laughs.
film & theatre styles. tony is a prisoner, with paul being the jailer, and general lovable meanie. the style is horror.
tony: what a horrible suit!
paul: that's good coming from someone dressed up as doc holiday!
clive: this is lapsing into personal abuse!
paul: you shut your face!
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