'The Guy Who Says "ith" And The Guy With A Squeaky Voice In:
The Quest For The Mighty Glowstick'
Whip out some money and go see the new play (see above for name) today!!!! Or as soon as it's finished.
Back in the day, around the time when kings had long names, puppetmasters walked as nobles, and people talked funny, there was a great quest to find a most holy relic that would restore the unnoticed chaos of the world: the Red Beacon of Fferollynnn de Hhrokkimmingbeau. It would appear at first, that the mighty King Schlotzenkloppel and his fellow King Buzzoglewoglecrudmunkendorf are just starting the gruelling quest for the relic, but then it gets confusing when King Schlotzenkloppel threatens to pretend to behead two hapless passersby by the names of "Ith" and Righteous! because they are annoying. Then it gets really annoying when they meet up with about everybody and start singing and dancing like they've been told to dance. Eventually, you're so confused you laugh at the funny parts the next week after you're brain has had time to catch up and process everything. This play is so awesome, you can't wait to see it when the prices have gone down like I do with movies, you have to see this immediately!
This play was written jointly by the aclaimed authors Keys Van Oostrum and Leilenn Llewlynd. Some ideas were given by Evan Meyer, but he doesn't get his name on the posters.
All Rights Reserved. Copyright © Höshwin 2004, 2006.
Thoughts of Höshwin
There probably won't be too many of these, so you'd do best to pay attention. They are, basically what the title says they are, my thoughts. You don't have to read them if you don't want to, wait. Let me rephrase that. You don't have to pay any attention to them, but you do have to read them. Enjoy.
1 : One thing I don't like to be is confused. Right now, I'm confused. Not about this site or anything, but about something completely different that I won't bother telling you about because I'm so confused I'll probably mess everything up even more for myself. (are you confused now too?) Well, if you are reading this, you probably know what I'm talking about. So, why don't you do something about it? I've been waiting patiently for quite a while now, but I think it's almost too late. I'll only wait so long.
2 : As I have said many times before, I am not a mean person. Some people may think so because of my jokes and other such things, but I try not to do stuff that is truly hurtful to others. There are some people who you just can't satisfy. These people will take a completely harmless something and twist it until it works in their favor. See, right now I'm at a loss at what to say because what I'm thinking could be taken the wrong way. Oh, and when I stop myself from laughing and instead say 'no comment' when somebody says something, that is not being offensive. Especially when this person said it about themself and took offense at my reaction. How can you do that? I don't understand it.
3 : As you can probably see, there are many things that bother me in which I don't talk about. I probably won't talk about them very much now, even if you ask me about them. You know what, I.just realized something. (well, really it was about five minutes ago) Since you're the only person with access to my site as of now, I could be sending you secret messages. Actually, I already was, but I didn't think of them as secret because they're out in plain sight. Oh well...
.N.P.S.j.
(Ninja-Pirate-Sumo Wrestler-jon)
This is the newest game from the creative genius of The Man of Steele and Höshwin. But, not everyone can play this game. N.P.S.j. is the game of the gods! It can only be played by the elites of N.F.C., which just happen to be the Supreme Overlord and Höshwin. Enjoy!
Rules for .N.P.S.j.
- Ninja beats Pirate
- Pirate beats Sumo Wrestler
- Sumo Wrestler beats Ninja
- The Jon to the J Poppa Diddy beats all... stupid...
Yeah, you might not understand that last statement, but it's true. I guess you have to be an elite player to understand. (really, I've got nothin' on it either) Now, I'll explain how to make these even more devastating weapons of greater mass enjoyment. [Note: very complicated.]
- Ninja: index and middle finger point down forming the Ninja's legs; in a "V" shape,
- Pirate: hand forms a fist with the pointer finger outstretched and curved forming the Pirate's hook,
- Sumo Wrestler: hand assumes the "yuh" position, then is pressed, fingers down, upon the flat hand,
- jon: tip of pointer finger is pressed into the middle of the flat hand; it helps if you lower your hand onto the floor.
-There aren't any strategies that I can give away to the public because you aren't elites, except for one strategy. The jon. Yes, it's very simple. All you do is play a "jon" every time and you'll win. Now you're asking what if the other person uses the same strategy. Well, one of us will win because we are elites. You don't have to understand it because you're not an elite.
-Yeah, I was going to put more here, but strangely I forgot what it was. Well, not really, because I don't forget things, so I'm pretending to have a momentary lapse of memory. And, no, pretending is not a lie, it is acting as if something were true. ...Ex. The little girl liked to pretend she was an astronaut.
Fine, somebody (yes, now I am talking about you) decided to try to prove me wrong about the pretending thing so I marked it out. Not because I'm wrong, but because she, I mean this person, thought I was being mean to her, I mean this person. I was not. This happens to be my own site, created with my own hand, and since I am everything, all content within it is the truth. I'm not a mean person. Don't forget to read the Thoughts of Höshwin #1 and #2 and #3, just for the heck of it.
