Cymru Tourist Board
Bored Welsh Tourists

Waunfawr County Council

Where Education and Agriculture are Ghosts of the Past

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Welsh Translation!

Wales has a reputation as a land of sheep farmers, windy roads, and lush quiet valleys.

This however, contradicts the goals of the Welsh Overdevelopment Agency(WOAD).

Thus the government has asked us to provide a list of things for the nature hater to do in Wales.

 

Sports and Leisure

  • running from thieves
  • running from welsh nationalists
  • running from drunk teenagers
  • running for fun
  • self defence for slow runners

Nature

  • Our fight against nature
  • Dangerous plants
  • Poisonous insects
  • Futile conservation efforts
  • GMOs
  • the natural man

Heritage

  • local eye sores
  • history - the steady destruction of the surrounding area

Information for Monolingual Job Seekers

Not available at this time.

What Passes For Art in This Town

  • museum
  • paper airplanes
  • other local hobbies

Performing arts

CINEMAS

  • The local cinema
  • The university owned cinema
  • Home Cinema

THEATRE

  • Student productions
  • Amateur theatre
  • Subsidised travelling theatre companies

Information for Big Business

See also "Our Fight Against Nature" above.

Information for Dog Owners

  • How to tell if your dog is bilingual
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