Cymru Tourist BoardBored Welsh Tourists | Waunfawr County CouncilTHE NATURAL MAN | Stay tuned for: | |
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Redefining The Natural Man for the new Millenium. A message from your county council in close conspiracy with the Welsh Overdevelopment Agency(WOAD) and the Willful Destroyers of Agriculture(WDoA).
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The natural man conjures up many images:That of the so-called evil selfish "id" spoken of by freud and decried for its hedonistic pleasures which are the bane of every barbaric religion and restrictive philosophy. It also makes one think of a "naturalist", or nudist, one with a hairy back and nose hairs and a Neanderthal forehead who terrorises southern Europeans by clubbing them over the head with a medieval cricket bat. Part of our election manifesto was to lessen the fear of those above mentioned ethnic minorities. We wish to replace the meaning of the fearful term "natural man" with a horrifying stereotype and derogatory identification of those whinning environmental activists. We are NOT against the evils of human nature. As long as they pay their taxes and don't kill other taxpayers, we welcome all debased degenerates into our community. We are against those enemies of the state who put trivial things like quality of life, common decency and animal welfare above the special interests of swing voters and corporate doners to the party. Those enemies of the state would rather have clean air and safe drinking water than a tourist economy. Don't let anyone fool you into thinking that anyone other than an insect-loving German anarchist with hairy armpits ever bought anything organic. We think that when we acheive our goal of wiping out all wildlife those enemies of the state will have nothing left to fight for. Check out the pamphlet Our fight against nature for more details. Our other goal, to prevent children from becoming acivists of the future will be achieved by introducing them to the decadent lifestyles of the id. We are using the advice given in our election manifesto Brave New World, to create a perfect meritocratic European superstate where the common people are too stoked out to complain. If elected again, we also plan to continue our master plan of political monopoly by aiming preventive eugenics programs such as the abortion pill at troublesome minorities such as Welsh Speakers, gypsies, papists, quakers, and catholics.
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