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WELL KNOWN AUSTRALIAN CULTURAL ICON STICKS IT RIGHT UP THE BLUES. Famous Australian Playwright David Williamson whose script writing talents have been recently showcased on GOVERNMENT BROADCASTS has delivered a veritable verbal salvo to the BLUES. Footy has never been the same since THE RESERVES competition was dropped. In his stinging attack on THE CLUB's president Mr Williamson used the word "F...KING" to help make his point. Do you know what F...KING means? I haven't got a F...KING clue myself (ed.) Mr. Williamson described THE CLUB's song as "appalling". Mr. Williamson is a "former Collingwood supporter" and now barracks for a team previously known as SOUTH MELBOURNE. That is kommitment (ed). (sourced from - THE AGE 11-may-2000)

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Fair go mate.
Shiting oath Dave I thought your telly show was grouse but easy on me BLUES. Mr Ruckles nearly fell out of the fucking china hutch.
Ferret.

Right on Dave !
Spot on Mate. After entering the New Millenium as the most successful AFL/VFL team ever the Carlton Silver Tails deserved a fucking serve. Anyway, all the best cock and enjoy Sydney during the fucking Olympics.
Nev.

Hang on mate, help is on it's way.
I think that fucking word you were fucking struggling to get out was "fucking".
Percy.

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Tasmanian Tiger to Populate Australian Mainland. (source : My gIRlFRIENDS Television) According to a spokesperson interviewed on the news the Tasmanian Tiger WHICH WAS PREVIOUSLY THOUGHT TO BE EXTINCT may soon appear on the Australian Mainland for the first ever time thanks to advances in genetic engineering. Perhaps The MoOks could likewise be duplicated to save the bothersome task of touring.
	INXS - Band of the Century ? According to government spokesperson, John Howard, INXS were the greatest (Australian) band ever. Given the calibare of such bands as THE RESERVES and Hey Mook this is a brave statement. What do you think ? Who is your band of the Century ?

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Fair go mate. Shiting oath Dave I thought your telly show was grouse but easy on me BLUES. Mr Ruckles nearly fell out of the fucking china hutch. Ferret.
Right on Dave ! Spot on Mate. After entering the New Millenium as the most successful AFL/VFL team ever the Carlton Silver Tails deserved a fucking serve. Anyway, all the best cock and enjoy Sydney during the fucking Olympics. Nev.
Hang on mate, help is on it's way. I think that fucking word you were fucking struggling to get out was "fucking". Percy.