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AUSTRALIAN ADMINISTRATION ICON STARTS WORKING ON THE BLUES.
Life with the blues is pretty ordinary at the
moment for SPORTS SUPERSTAR Mr Koutafides becaused he gets mocked at the
footy. Hovever famous Australian JEFF.COM whose political script
writing talents have been recently showcased on GOVERNMENT BROADCASTS has
delivered a body blow to the problem of THE BLUES.
www.jeff is rumoured to barrack for HAWTHORN and must know alll about depression because his partner barracks for GEELong.
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Championship. Karpov is the current trophy holder. He is currently attempting to maintain credibility in the following game. UMOOKU(w) v. Karpov(b) e2-e4 e7-e5
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Mook News staff set to double
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Mr Ruckles nearly fell out of the fucking china hutch lauging when he read the www.jeff.com article. Ferret.
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| Right on Dave !
If jeff.com can solve the blues perhaps he can fix my new acquirium Nev. |
Dear Sir/Madam
This is an interesting little rag but I feel that its content is biased towards a certain football team who's, cigarette smoking, president is determined to destroy the game we know (or thought we knew) and love. How could anyone align themselves with a team led by such a disgusting human being. Mr Elliot is an ongoing embarasment and probably a paediphile- anyway he sets a very poor example for our future generations on whom we rely. I would be more likely to read this production if the Carlton football club rhetoric was removed. P.S. Why is it that you have so many links to pornographic websites - not that I looked at them- which can so easily be accessed by poor innocent children looking for wholesome information on the Mook website? Yours in good faith,
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| Hang on mate, help is on it's way.
being an commited collingwood supporter and having wrote a F*&---* play about them know all about F******* depression. Mr Williamson. |
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Man robbed by bank. |
| GOON RULES O.K.!!
Cask wine is the cheapest mind altering drug in Australia. This was confirmed by none other than Gloria Jago, President of The Women's Christian Temperance Union, Milduria. Right on Gloria ! (source - The Age May 25th 2000)
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Back Door ManPresident Clinton whose back problems force him to lean on doors while having "sex" in his office recently had the rare honour of Bob Dylans company.
Maybe he should concentrate on hunting down Bin Laden before he makes another attempt on the World Trade Center. Being a family man and a stay at home kinda guy he has sent someone else out to do his killing for him and expects a result shortly. 'I will not fail', he said, 'I am determined and steadfast'. |
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