Narrator: last time on pokemon Ash fianally caught a Bulbasaur and Charmander what will happen today lets find out
Ash: ya ya what ever will you just shut the helll so we can start this damn show?
Pikachu: pi pikachu (ya what the dumbass said)
Ash: wooooaaa (they all fall into a hole)
Brock: Team Rocket? (a gang of Squirtles pop there heads in)
Squirtles: squirtle squirt
Ash: hey what the hell was that for? (they get out of the hole) i'm gonna catch one of you *thinking* that one with the triangle shaped shades must be the leader i'll get him *out loud* Pikachu use thunder shock on that one (points at the leader)
Pikachu: pika chuu (aims for the head Squirtle but one of the others takes the hit and falls down and the ground turns red with blood around that Squirtle)
other Squirtles: squirtle squirtle (they lift up the injured Squirtle and run off Officer Jeney then comes by)
Jeney: is everyone ok?
Ash: uh i think so
Jenney: ok thats good those Squirtles are all trouble
Ash: do you know something about those Squirtle?
Jenney: yes come down to the police station and i can tell you all that i know about them
Ash: um ok (they go over to the station)
Jenney: ok now these Squirtle have been abused by previous trainers and then abandoned by them so they have joined together and started a pokemon mob were they commit crimes for no reason at all they would steal food write bad words with grifeti and all sorts of bad stuff, so far no one has been injured by them but i'm keeping an eye on them to make sure
Ash: i see hey wait a minute aren't you the Jenny from Viridian?
Jenny: oh you must mean my cousan theres a family of Officer Jennies (shows a photo of Jennies)
Ash: oh i see let me guess chaldean right?
Jenney: yep (gigles)
Brock: just like the Nurse Joy's and so pretty i want to have sex with them all
Jenney: do you want to be arested punk?
Brock: you can arest me if you want (Misty comes and grabs him by the ear)
Misty: common lover boy
Ash: sorry about that
meanwhile in the bushes
Jessie (looking through binoculers): right on time today we'll grab Pikachu once and for all
James: can we get a bite first i'm hungary?
Meouth: ya mes to
Jessie: worry about eating later (her stomich grawls) on second thought lets have a picnic right here (they turn to find the Squirtle eating all the food)
James: hey get lost (the Squirtle grin and tie the three of them to a tree)
Meouth: hey let me go i'm not there pokemon there my pets
James: hey what the hell?
Meouth: *whispering* just play along and we can get them to trust me *talking* you bad human you very bad human you do not raise your voice to me like that (Meouth then kicks James in the head, the Squirtles then decide to let Meouth go but keep Jessie and James tied) pur-fect
later Ash Brock and Misty are at a lake fishing
Ash: hey i think i got something (pulls to find it's Squirtle who sprays water on all of them) damnet Pikachu use thunder shock on it
Pikachu: pika chuuu (ends up shocking Ash Misty and Brock not touching Squirtle)
Ash: why the f*ck did that happen'
Brock: don't you remember water conducts electricty
Ash: oh right (the three of the fall)
Pikachu: pika pika (oops my bad)
Squirtle: squirtle Squirt (rolls up into his shell then knocks Pikachu into the water were a Goldeen is swiming at it about to attack)
Ash: Pikachu look out... (before he gets to finish his sentence the other Squirtle tie them up to a tree) who's idea is this' (Meouth appears from behind)
Meouth: that would be me
Ash: Meouth what the hell is your problem' (at this time Pikachu is trying to swim here but soon gets hit by Goldeens horn and Pikachu falls to were the others are with lots of blood from were Goldeen hit him) Pikachu
later they are put in a cave with Ash Brock and Misty tied together and Pikachu in a cage exausted and nearly out of breth
Ash: Brock look Pikachu is exausted what should i do'
Brock: Pikachu needs a Super Potion quick if we don't get one soon Pikachu may die and i'm all out of them
Ash: Squirtle please let me go into town and get a Super Potion for Pikachu
Squirtle: squirtle squirt (nods no)
Meouth: he says that humans can't be trusted you?ll probily just run off
Ash: please i won't do that i'll be back by tomarro afternoon
Squirtle: (looks at Pikachu) squirtle squirtle squirtle squirtle squirt
Meouth: he says that if your not back by tomarro afternoon we'll kill the bitch (Squirtle holds a knife up to Misty's neck)
Misty: *screaming* Ash you better get your ass back here (kicks Meouth in the head)
Meouth: how dare you kick me in the head like that (scratches Misty's face)
Ash: don?t worry Misty i?ll be back (heads out)
Ash heads out to find a rope bridge to town
Ash: careful careful ahh (the rope bridge breaks and Ash falls into the water then Goldeen comes out and sends Ash to the other side with it's horn) ahh
Goldeen: goldeen goldeen goldeen (Ash walks into town limping and his left leg dripping in blood)
Ash: ah the store (walks up but the door opens and knocks him to the ground unconsious) parden me (falls down)
later after waking up
Ash: huh whats going on' (sees Team Rocket holding guns to the clerk)
Jessie: ok give me all the bombs and dental floss
James: some condoms to please
clerk: wh-what the hell do you need those for'
Jessie: the bombs are for those pesky Squirtle and the dental floss is for our teeth
James: ya and the condoms are for me (the clerk puts these things in there bag then Team Rocket minus Meouth who is with the Squirtles run off)
Ash: huh was that Team Rocket' (walks in) Super Potion and cigerrets please (everyone takes out their guns and points them at him) no i don't need a new gun (Officer Jenney walks in)
Jenney: stop he?s not a part of Team Rocket (Ash gets what he needs and Jenney gives Ash a ride back) damn the bridge broke down comon i know another way back (she continues driving up to a cave) here this will bring you back were you need to be i can$t fit in there but you should be able to get through
Ash: thanks (goes in) damn this cave is dark hey i know Charmander go (Charmander comes out)
Charmander: charmander char
Ash: lets go (Ash gets to the end and back to were the others should be but arent and returns Charmander) ahh Misty (pictures the Squirtle stabing Misty with a knife with lots of blood on it)
Misty: what is it Ash i'm right here
Ash: Misty i#&39;n glad your ok
Misty: ya well they may pull pranks but they would never hurt someone (the Squirtle start to chuckle)
Brock: Ash did you get the Super Potion?
Ash: oh uh ya right here (Ash goes over and sprays it on Pikachu and Pikachu then gets up healed and everything) ok Pikachu do you want your smokes$ (Ash pack of cigerretes above Pikachu)
Pikachu: pika pika (grabs the pack and lights up when sudenly something explodes and Team Rocket appears)
Jessie: ha ha ha those Squirtle are going to hell for what they did to us
gang: Team Rocket
Jessie: To prevent world destruction
James: To protect world peace
we all no the rest so they finish the speech and Meouth who was with the Squirtle goes up to the balloon by lader
Meouth: fire away (Meouth takes out a lighter and lights some bombs and drops them to the ground)
Ash: ahh we gotta do something quick everyone into the cave (all the Squirtle but the leader get in on time and two more bombs come falling down) oh crap Squirtle (Ash covers Squirtle getting hurt by the bombs and dripping blood from the blast)
Squirtle: squir tle (picks up Ash and runs to the cave dodging the bombs that land and gets in)
Ash: Squirtle follow me (the two of them go and leave the cave and find a safe spot) now Squirtle use water gun on the balloon (Squirtle fires a strong blast of water and pops a hole in the balloon and sends Team Rocket off)
Team Rocket: Yana Kanji (while sent flying Jessie drops her last cigerrete pack and Pikachu catches it and keeps it for himself)
Jessie: aw damnet that was the last pack
Jenney: Ash theres a small problem
Ash: what$s that?
Jenney: all those bombs hav started a forest fire and if this continues the town will burn up
Ash: no problem hey Squirtles aim your water guns at that fire (the Squirtles do so and put out the fire very quick)
later
Jenney: for bravery and for saving the town i award you Squirtles the award for honery fire fighters (she puts a ribbon on each of the Squirtle)
Leading Squirtle: squirtle squirt (puts up two fingers)
later when Ash, Brock, and Misty are back on the road
Misty: you get the fealing somethings behind us?
Ash: come to thing of it ya (turns around and finds the leader of the Squirtles following the) oh hey Squirtle wanna join the team? (squirtle nods, takes off his sun glasses, and runs up to Ash) alright i got a Squirtle
the end