Narrator: it's been nearly a week since Ash caught Squirtle and Ash is getting upset
Ash: damnet i want to catch another pokemon (takes another one of Pikachu's cigeretts and lights it) aah that feels better
Misty: you know Ash smoking can cause sickness if done too often
Ash: what was that Misty? you saying you wanna get under the covers tonight well ok (spots a Krabby on the beatch) hey what the hell is that? (pulls out the pokedex)
Dexter: you dumb ass it's a Krabby use a grass type and your fine electric types work to, my god what an ass (turns itself off)
Ash: (going close to the Krabby) here Krabby good Krabby common (goes close to it and gets pinched in the finger) ouc ouch i'm bleeding i'm bleeding help (gets out a band-aid and puts it on then lights another cigerrete) thats better
Misty: aw man why couldn$t it be something else instead of his finger i$m tired of having sex with him every night (see episode 7 for detals why)
Ash: (grabs a stick and gets it near Krabby who cuts it to pieces) perfect pokeball go (Ash catches Krabby then picks up the pokeball but it starts to glow and vanishes) hey were the hell did Krabby go?
Misty: it went to the place that you got your first pokemon
Ash: so that means (thinks of prof. Oak eating Krabby) Oak is going to eat Krabby how the hell do i get it back?
Brock: it' simple just push the white butten on your pokedex and then the one to the left to choose the pokemon you want to send
Ash: why do i need to send one of them over'
Brock: because you can only have 6 pokemon on your team at one time
Ash: oh but i don't want to swich Krabby with one of my pokemon
Misty: then put your damn pokedex away and get your god damn hands out of my shirt you pervert (slaps Ash im the face)
Ash: heh heh it was worth a try (falls down from the slap then gets back up) well i just wanna know if Krabby's ok or not
Brock: say Ash look theres a light house up ahead lets go in (they go inside)
Ash: hey a phone (goes over to call Prof. Oak) hope he dosen't mind (the Phone rings)
Oak: hello
Ash: hey Professer Oak
Oak: oh why hello Ash how have you been?
Ash: oh just fine but did you by chance recieve the Krabby i just caught?
Oak: why yes i did (then is seen boiling water)
Ash: damnet your cooking Krabby already?
Oak: oh this no i'm just making some tofu your Krabby is a bit small if i were to eat a Krabby i would much rather have Gary's see for your self (Oak adjusts the camera to show 2 tubes labled Ash and Gary with a Krabby inside the one that says Gray is a bigger Krabby) so you see i would much rather eat gary's by the way did you know that he has caught 42 different pokemon
Ash: what the hell 42 pokemon damnet
Oak: yes thats right by the way were are you calling from?
Ash: well it's in a light house...
Oak: oh you must be at Bills light house you should go find him (someone from behind wearing a Kabuto costume appears)
Oak: oh hello Bill good to see you again
Bill: it's nice to see you to Professer
Ash: so whats with the costume?
Bill: oh this well i was studying about pokemon and i'm stuck in here so if you could just push this button on the back
Ash: you mean this one? (pushes a button and a person comes out of the costume)
Oak: well i guess i'll be in touch (hangs up)
Ash: wait your Bill, so why the hell did you trap yourself in there?
Bill: well i was doing research on Kabuto and i find it easer to learn about pokemon when in the skin of them
Ash: oh i see so what can you tell me about pokemon?
Bill: well Ash pokemon have been around for as long as people have possibly longer and theres over 150 pokemon out there
Ash: what the hell 150 of them damn thats a lot
Bill: yes in fact there is this giant pokemon that i'm trying to find out who it is it came here once before at around this time and since then i go outside each night to see if it comes here
meanwhile
James: how the hell are we going to catch Pikachu now?
Jessie: we just need to climb those rocks
Meouth: but them rocks are pretty steep and sharp
Jessie: i don't give a damn common
back were Ash and the others are
Bill: common this way (they go outside to the deck) oh please great pokemon show your self (a moment of silence then a large shadow comes their way) there it is thats the mysterious pokemon
Ash: uh dude that's a Dragonite it may be rare but we know who it is
Bill: no it's not it's a mysterious pokemon
Ash: what ever
James: what the hell is that?
Jessie: whatever it is it's a rare pokemon lets catch it (the three of them pull out guns and start shooting at Dragonite
Dragonite: roar
Ash: what the hell is going on?
Bill: please don't go stay here
Dragonite: roar (nods no and with his tail whacks Team Rocket then leaves)
Team Rocket: looks like were blasting off again
Bill: oh well i guess i won't know who that pokemon is after all
Ash: i told you it's a Dragonite
Bill: oh well i'll find it one day
Misty: for once i aggree with Ash that was a Dragonite
Bill: mabey one day...
Brock: uh lets get going this guys wierd
the end