Ash heads into town
Ash: Damn I'm tired, you feeling okay Pikachu?
Pikachu: Pika (like you really give a rats ass)
Ash: That's great, come on (they head to town and get stopped by an officer jenny)
Officer Jenny: Excuse me but do you have an ID?
Ash: What the hell would I need an ID for?
Officer Jenny: Because unlicensed trainers cannot be going around with pokemon, how do I know you're not a part of the mob?
Ash: What? I'm not a part of the mob and I don't have an ID.
Officer Jenny: Then I'm gonna have to arrest you. (Jenny notices Ash's Pokedex) Hello, what's this...
Ash: Hey, give me that it's my Pokedex (jenny grabs it and opens it).
Pokedex: I'm Dexter, I am the official identification for this dumbass trainer Ash Ketchum.
Jenny: Well I'll be damned, sorry I accused you of being a mobster.
Ash: Whatever, oh by the way do you know were the Pokemon Center is?
Jenny: You dumbass, can't you see its right over to your left (points to the center).
Ash: Oh thanks officer, I'll be sure to get some doughnuts if I find any.
Jenny: Very funny, oh and be on the lookout for two mafia gang members part of team rocket, they have been known to steal trainers Pokemon, here's a picture of them.
Ash: Woah, they look like real losers.
Jenny: Yeah, now get the hell out of my sight, you're starting to be a pain in the ass
Ash: Ok, ok (Whispers) stupid bitch
Jenny: I heard that (Ash runs to the pokemon center)
Ash: Help, Pikachu got his ass kicked by a flock of Spearow.
Nurse Joy: Well, that was real stupid of you kid but I'll help Pikachu anyway, come on out Chansey (a Chansey appears).
Chansey: Chan-sey
Joy: Come on, we need to help this Pikachu, we'll need some marijuana for this guy and then we'll have him fixed.
Ash: What the hell do you mean fixed?
Joy: Don't worry, it's just a joke between me and Chansey.
Ash: Oh, damnit I was hoping you really were going to fix him, those Playpoke magazines cost a fortune.
joy: Well, come on Chansey.
Chansey: Sey (takes Pikachu into the emergency room on a stretcher)(Misty comes in angry with the toasted bike).
Misty: There you are, I can't believe you ruined my bike I hope you have the money to pay for a new one.
Ash: But I don't have enough money to buy you a new bike, but I'm willing to have sex with you for as long as you want (Misty slaps Ash in the face).
Misty: Pervert, besides I doubt yours is any longer then an inch.
Ash: Oow, that hurt, and I'll have you know mine is at least 5 inches long.
Misty: Well tough luck, I only do 6 inches or more and yours is too tiny.
Ash: You slut (Misty slaps him Ash again).
Misty: The next time I swear I'll rip your balls off, that way you can't do a thing.
Ash (scared): Ok, ok, just don't rip mine off please I need them to rape pretty girls
Misty (angry): What did you say?
Ash: Relax, I said only the pretty ones, you don't count.
Misty (really mad): What the hell, I'll get you for that, (chases Ash around with pliers) say good by to your manhood.
Ash: Ahh, help! (runs from Misty) If your gonna rip my balls off before that can I at least see your boobs!?
Misty (really really mad): I'm gonna kill you (Joy comes in).
Joy: Settle down now, you should be happy to know that Pikachu will be okay after a little rest.
Ash: Alright... (two people break in through the window) what the hell was that?
Person 1: If anyone asks us this or that,
Person 2: The answer we'll give is society's sympathy,
Person 1: To prevent world destruction
Person 2: To protect world peace
Person 1: We hold the evils of love and truth
Person 2: We're lovely people
Person 1: Jessie,
Person 2: James,
Jessie: Wagering the galaxy we're Team Rocket,
James: A white hall we're waiting for a white tomorrow!
Talking Meowth: that's right
Ash: What the hell do you want?
Jessie: We just want all the Pokemon from the center (Jessie and James pull out guns) and I hope you don't plan to stop us, or else.
Ash: Or else what? (James shoots at Ashes feet and Ash jumps up a little) Oh, that.
Misty: You shouldn't be messing with a pretty virgin like me.
Jessie: You hear that James, she thinks shes a pretty virgin
James: I'll admit she's pretty, maybe not a virgin though, but she is pretty though, pretty damned pathetic.
Misty: Oh yeah, well I'm gonna kick your ass (grabs a Pokeball from a rack of Pokeballs) Pokeball go (a Goldeen apears).
Goldeen: goldeen gol-deen.
Misty: Aw, it's no use (returns Goldeen to its Pokeball).
Jessie: Haw ha ha ha ha ha, you think that will help (Pikachu comes out from the emergency room with a few blood stains still on him and wrapped in band-aids).
Ash: Pikachu, you're here right on time, now lets battle!
Jessie: Okay then, Ekans go!
James: Koffing, you too (they both throw out Pokeballs).
Ekans: Ekans
Koffing: Koffing
Ash: Alright Pikachu, send them to hell with Thundershock.
Pikachu: Pi ka chuuuuu (Team Rocket gets shocked badly and ends up empty handed).
Jessie: You haven't seen the last of us!
James: Well be back (runs off).
Ash: Well ready to go pikachu?
Pikachu: pika (pikachu nods).
Ash: let's go then.
Misty: Wait just a minute Ash Ketchem, you better pay for my bike because until then I'm going with you.
Ash: Fine by me. (says in thoughts "as long as I have my trusty condom with the holes poked in them I don't mind) Go on ahead, but that means I can have sex with you whenever I want right? (Misty slaps Ash)
Misty: Perverted boy.
Ash: Okay, I deserved that (heads into the Viridian Forest with Misty and spots a Caterpie).
Misty: Eww, it's a bug Pokemon, Ash kill that thing!
Ash: What? are you a pussy, I'm not going to let that thing get away (Ash throws the Pokeball and the frame freezes with the Pok�ball in the air).
Narrator: Will Ash capture this Caterpie or will he screw up like the dumb ass he is, and what plans does Team Rocket have on our young bastard? Find out on the next episode of Pokemon.
Episode ends.