ROGER CORMAN'S CARNOSAUR

OK, so I'm doing my review of this graphic gorefest rip-off of Jurrasic Park that spawned two cheesy and unnescary sequels... Great... (I'm being sarcastic)

Wondering why you have never heard of Carnasaur? Answer - The film is crap and so is the acting. Plus, it was direct to video.

Hey, even though the plot sucks, and just about everything else, this movie series was a load of gory fun. Roger Corman has delivered a fun and stupid ride once again!

Now, here's the plot: this deranged scientist turns chicken eggs into dinasaur eggs and invents a disease to make human females give birth to dinasaurs.... Well, it's crap, I know, but hey, it was fun to see dinasaurs in a Roger Corman film.

This film ripped off Jurrassic Park extensively, but, hey, it's still cool and the attack sequences are much more violent than Jurrassic Park, enough to compare to John Carpenter's Vampires.

By the time your done watching this flick, your either cheering with the fun of the film or saying that you'l never watch another Corman flick again. It's one of those films where either you like it or you don't.

Yup, this film is made by Disney! (Just kidding! this film has nothing to do with Disney or Toy Story)

Yeah, watch Woody being eaten alive by the Carnosaur (a baby Tyranosaurus Rex!)

I know it's not perfect, but here's my animation of Jeff Goldblum being eaten by a Carnasaur.

Goldblum was NOT in this film, but I think this is a cool joke graphic because it shows the opposite of what happened in reality: Jurrassic Park (Goldblum) ate Carnasaur, and didn't leave any room for survivors!

If you don't get that symbolism, it means that Jurassic Park made it so that no other dinosaur movie could survive or be made without being a rip off. In other words, Jurassic Park ate all the other movies.

I give this series 1 out of 4 stars. It recieved one star up from 0 as a bonus for how much fun this flick is. It got points taken off for being a rip off, and for script and stuff like that.