FanMail Dear Slim Jim, I was wondering if it was true that you had to get jaw surgery done? Plus I was wondering if you are preparing for your triple threat match for the IC Championship at the first PPV against T-W-O Much and Dousche Bag? The time is ticking down when the arena gets rebuilt and then before you know it the PPV will be here. Do you think you have ring rust? Will that have an effect on you in the triple threat match? Sincerely, Amanda Quarks Dear Mrs. Quarks, Yeah it's true that I had oral surgery done, but in no way is it going to effect my wrestling career and/or ability to kick ass in the ring. I have been recovering from the surgery but I am still in good shape. And yes I am preparing for my two opponents, HELL YES I am! I have been studying tapes of them in matches I have had with them finding their weaknesses and then looking at my weaknesses and then working hard not to make the same mistake again. But with the UWR Arena almost rebuilt and me ready to kick ass, the adrenaline is pumping cause I know my time as becoming the Intercontinental Champion is coming closer and closer, and T-W-O Much's time as champ is coming closer and closer to an end. To think that you would have the nerve to ask me if I am ring rusty, Amanda, well that could be defined as a dumbass question coming from probably some trailer park trash girl who is married to her cousin. So to answer that question Amanda, why don't you just SNAP INTO A SLIM JIM ON MY ASS!!!!!!! Slim Jim