Commentary from T-W-O Much You know, I don't even know why I do these things. First, it's an interview and now I have to talk about things that are going on in the UWR. But you know what? That's fine with me. This will let me get a few things off my chest. First off, I read the little FanMail that Slim Jim got, and the answer he gave. He says that the jaw surgery he had won't effect his wrestling career. Well he is damn right about that. The surgery isn't going to effect his wrestling career...I am going to effect his wrestling career! So Slim Jim, you can come out every single week and say your little catch phrase, but everybody knows, and you know deep down inside, that I'm gonna kick your ass from pillar to post. But that won't be enough so I am going to push the god damn pillar on top of you, and I am going to take you out for good. So you won't have to worry about your little jaw hurting, because everything else on your whole body will be hurting, and you will be barely conscious to realize what is going on. And as far as Dousche Bag goes, you may be big, but I didn't become Intercontinental Champion for being a bad wrestler. I became Intercontinental Champion by kicking other peoples' asses, and nothing is going to change. So come PPV time, Slim Jim and Dousche Bag will walk out, but after the match, they will be carried out on stretchers, and I will remain the IC Champion, and there is nothing anyone can do about it!