Fics

In a Draw
"'All right, all right. Sam and Frodo are a moot point, because even though Sam could squash Frodo by sitting on him, he would never actually do anything to hurt him,' Elijah says, seeming disappointed."
Dominic Monaghan/Bernard Hill, PG-13, December 2003

In His Element
"Craig might have a crappy memory, but it's not so bad that he doesn't remember that Marton's eyes are supposed to be brown."
Craig Parker/Marton Csokas, PG-13, December 2002

Waken
"Dom hates his alarm clock."
Dominic Monaghan/Viggo Mortensen, PG, October 2002

Periscope Eyes
"You've come to the conclusion that Billy has periscope eyes."
Dominic Monaghan/Billy Boyd, PG, September 2002

Mouse Trap
"Orlando sat up straight in bed, jarred awake by the sound of a high-pitched scream coming from Dominic's room."
Orlando Bloom/Dominic Monaghan, PG-13, September 2002



Improvs

Secondhand
"It'd just sort of shown up in his apartment one day without any warning or explanation."
Billy Boyd/Dominic Monaghan, PG-13, August 2003

Distance
"Principal photography ends in June, and Billy has his stuff all packed to go back home."
Billy Boyd/you'll find out, G, May 2003

Race the Sun
"The sun is their enemy now, and it's coming."
Viggo Mortensen/Sean Bean, G, April 2003

Making Mischief
"Dom's eyes bother you. Like, a lot."
Karl Urban/Dominic Monaghan, PG-13, January 2003

Mirrored
"Elijah reads much like he does everything else in life: enthusiastically, intensely, leaving an indelible mark that he was there."
permutations of Hobbits, G, December 2002

Burn
"It never would have happened if Dom had just left the house instead of going back to get his jacket."
Dominic Monaghan/Karl Urban, R, December 2002

Jump
"When I think about it, I'm pretty sure you planned it for me."
Billy Boyd, Orlando Bloom, PG, November 2002

29 Across
"Viggo shuffled into the kitchen close to noon, yawning and dragging a hand through sleep-disheveled hair."
Viggo Mortensen/Sean Bean, PG-13, November 2002

To See His Smile
"Sean Bean is a serious actor, focused on his work and passionate about his craft."
Orlando Bloom/Sean Bean, G, October 2002



Drabbles

Monochrome
dodecal for Mcee's Default Icon Challenge
Viggo Mortensen/Sean Bean, G, October 2003

Savor
Dom, sucker, PG, August 2003

Reciprocal
for the Lust challenge at lotrips100 (4-29-03)

For Punishment
for the Gluttony challenge at lotrips100 (4-22-03)

Enough
for the Greed challenge at lotrips100 (4-15-03)

Contrition
for the Pride challenge at lotrips100 (4-10-03)

Smile Pretty
for the Jealously challenge at lotrips100 (4-8-03)

Transient
Elijah Wood, Orlando, G

More
Elijah Wood/Sean Bean, R

Disclaimer: These are fictional portrayals of non-existent events that just so happen to use the names and likenesses of real people. As I don't know these people, I make no claims as to what they're like in real life, and I don't mean to imply anything about their actual personalities, sexual proclivities and/or practices. In other words, I made this crap up.