Over time I have come up with quite a collection of quotes from Movies,TV, Books, Famous People, and my Friends.
Famous People
"My luck is holding. I'm nominated in a category where the competition is dead."
-The deadpan Harrison Ford, accepting the Cecil B. DeMille Award
"Where there is love of medicine, there is love of humankind."
- Hippocrates
"The scientific theory that I like best is that the rings of Saturn are made up entirely of lost socks and airline luggage."
-Mark Russell
"I like a woman with a head on her shoulders. I hate necks."
- Steve Martin
"Ever had one of those nights when you didn't want to go out, but your hair looked too good to stay home?"
- Jack Simmons
"It's amazing that the amount of news that happens in the world every day always just exactly fits in the newspaper."
- Jerry Seinfeld
"When I was a kid my parents moved a lot- but I always found them."
-Rodney Dangerfield
"Welcome to Hell. Here's your accordion."
-Gary Larson
"Be aware that a halo has to fall only a couple inches to be a noose."
- Dan McKinnon
"I would like to share with you folks a pleasant surprise I had this morning. I woke up."
-Richard F. Carter, a 74-year-old comedian
"Friend: one who knows all about you and likes you just the same."
-Elbert Hubbard
"Never learn anything. If you don't learn, you'll always find someone else to do it for you."
- Mark Twain's mother
"It is hard to imagine a civilization without onions."
-Julia Child
"Where are you taking me and why am I in a handbasket?"
- bumper sticker
"Crazy doesn't always mean you're nuts. You might be the most sane person in a the group. It's all a matter of perspective."
-Jason Angaly, Genetic Biologist and Cancer Researcher
"Every genius I have met could be classified as crazy by most people. They possess the highest level of sanity that us people find difficult to understand and accept."
-Barbara Walters
"He who remains calm while those around him panic probably doesn't know what's going on."
-Leo Buscaglia, mountian guide
"Everything is funny as long as it is happening to someone else."
-Will Rogers
"Some of the world's greatest feats were accomplished by people not smart enough to know they were impossible."
-Doug Lwson, American Mountaineer
"Well, color me happy! There's a sofa in here for two!"
-Julia Roberts on "Pretty Woman"
"The critical mind is the creative mind."
-David Duchovny
"Never believe anything until it's been officially denied."
-Claud Cockburn(1904-1981)
"It's not paranoia if everybody really IS out to get you"
"Professionals built the Titanic, amateurs the ark"
"Stage actors look down on movie actors, movie actors look down on TV actors, and TV actors look down on... mass murderers..."
~ George Clooney
"Thinking man's crumpet? Well, it's more flattering than being a lobotomised man's crumpet, I suppose..."
~ Gillian Anderson
"I really like gratuitous nudity. I hate when people go, 'I'll only do it if it makes sense for the movie'. It never makes sense. So I like it - the more gratuitous the better."
~ David Duchovny
"Forgive your enemies, but never forget their names."
~ JFK
Movies
Ten Things I hate about you - the poem at the end
"Never send a boy to do a woman's job"
- Acid Burn, Hackers
“Why are they shooting at us?”
“I don’t think we have time to discuss it right now”
–Broken Arrow
“You learn that in survival school?”
“Nope, New Jersey, Trenton New Jersey”
– Broken Arrow
“How many times do I have to say it? Please don’t shoot at the nuclear weapon”
-Broken Arrow
“I hate to interrupt this moment of virging intimacy, but can we get the fuck out of here?”
-Deep Blue Sea
“I don’t know the likelihood of you knowing any prayers nightshift but you might want to give it a try”
-Chill Factor
“There’s 2 things I hate in this life; heights and jumping from them”
-Rizzo
TV
Actually there are two many of these quotes for just one page..
So chose a show and read on:
Crossing Jordan
Nikita
ER
X-files
Once a Thief
Dark Angel
"When I'm around you, I find myself needing to know the plural of apocalypse"
- Buffy
“It’s a trap”
“Really? Too bad for them.”
-Andromada
“Override Command shut up and listen to me!”
“Override command excepted”
-Andromada
“The catholic school girl image good on the outside, bad on the inside”
-Glimore Girls
“Think of us as a tricycle”
‘That’s not usually the threesome analogy that gets me on board”
-Spin City
“That sound you here that boom? That’s my mind blowing”
–Alias
“You realise there are 5 stages of dealing with death”
“Yes; anger, denial, bargaining, depression, acceptance”
“O’Mally never got past anger”
-Special Unit 2
“Vacation for you is called parole”
-Special Unit 2
“Goo sample, is that a technical term?”
-Special Unit 2
“Ahh, the bachelor party, I have a note from my mother that says I’m gay and I can’t participate in any heterosexual debauchery”
-Spin City
“I am really fascinated it’s like watching the entire evolutionary process on rewind”
-Spin City
“So there’s a bunch of reasons, pick your favourite one”
-SCRUBS
“Do you have the result of the mud sample?…. Yeah, the Fraser is a long river”
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“Death penalty isn’t a deterrent”
“No but if you fry the guy they won’t do it again”
-?
Books
Friends