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Fencing Pick-up Lines or Hey baby, what's your weapon? A UCFC Original We know you've been checkin' out that hotty at all those tournaments. Well, now it's time to do something about it! At the next tournament party, spiff yourself up, down a couple courage-and-Cokes, and give our very best material a whirl! General Hey Baby, what’s your weapon? Your salle or mine? Would you like to call the action? I prefer the French style, but I hear Italian is fun too. I'd like to show you a few moves I learned one night in Paris. We could practice our fingering technique together. How 'bout you and I get together and see if we can discover a new secret thrust? Did I just hear you say "Strip"? That's the nicest touche I've seen all season! Let me buy you a Lexan mask so I can gaze into your eyes all day. Gosh those are tight knickers, how does one go about getting into them? I would give anything just to be your body-wire! The blue writing on your back tells me your name, now all I need is your phone number. The back of your jacket says "CAN", now my question is "Would you please?" (Note: this one only works on CANadian fencers) What's a naughty thing like you doing wearing white? Wanna find out why my friends call me the Scoring Apparatus? What say you give me a "by" past the elimination rounds and we get right to the finale? Foilist Follies Are you into whips, or just good old fashioned thrusting? Want to find out what the real lefty advantage is? Oh Honey, I’d give you priority anytime! Don’t worry about a thing, I brought a protective rubber tip. Say prise de fer again, French is such a sensual language! If fencers still wore hearts on their uniforms you'd see how you’ve touched mine. Épéeist Entreaties You're cute, want to corps à corps? I need to work on my character of penetration, can you help me? You don't need 750 grams of pressure to score on me baby! I want to touch you all over! Would you like to come back to my place and see my advanced target area? Sabreur Seduction Are you looking for someone who's a cut above the rest? I love the way your lamé glitters in the moonlight. Are you a screamer? I can't help myself, when you're near I succumb to the temptations of the flèche so easily. You look edgy, perhaps you should lower your guard a little. Oh please? I don't get much action below the belt! Back to Fencing Fun Home  |  About Us   |  News  |  About Fencing   |  Links  |  Photo Gallery Image Bank  |  Reviews   |  Fencing Fun  |  Contact Us