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Fencing Quotations
"Swashbuckler. 1560. One who makes a noise by striking his own or his opponent's shield with a sword. A swaggering bravo or ruffian. A noisy braggadocio. The swashbuckling manners of a youth of fashion in the reign of Elizabeth I." "The entire secret of arms consists of only two things: to give, and not to receive." "Foil fencers talk about the techniques of fencing. Épée fencers talk about the esoterics of fencing. Sabre fencers talk about themselves." "If you want to find out about fencers, go up behind one as he faces a practice target. Burst a balloon behind his back. The foilist will immediately lunge at the pad. The épéeist will stand his ground, immobile but alert. The sabreur will swing round and assault you." "...it has been written that 'Sword is the man,' I would rather say: Man is how he behaves sword in hand." "Young man, you must never be touched. Otherwise, the blood now coming out of your arm may instead be spurting from your chest..." "Fencers only recognize fencers, potential fencers and hopeless invalids." "The meanes whereby men from time to time have bene preferred even to the highest degrees of greatnes and dignitie, have ever bene and are of two sortes, Armes and letters: Weapons & bookes, as may most plainly bee proved out of antique and moderne histories..." "(The fight in hot blood) appertains to all ages, and will no doubt endure until at least man has been civilized out of all manhood." "Who despises me and my praiseworthy craft "Put up your sword, you fool, for if you kill me you will not smell any better, and if I kill you, you will smell a damn sight worse." "The French duel is the most health-giving of recreations because of the open-air exercise it affords. I would rather be the hero of a French duel than a crowned and sceptred monarch." "A bullet, you see, may go anywhere, but steel's almost bound to go somewhere." "Fencing Dad says 'Don't look at the lights!'" "When you can score five hits that no referee can deny you, when you are so far ahead of your opponent that your supremacy is undeniable, then you will deserve your place." "Steel true / blade straight" "Gone While your tastes were keen to you, "Pray you, be gentle with my scabbard here – She’ll put her tongue out at you presently!" "Will all who wish to die, please raise their hands?" "You are so modest, you might blush before a sword naked." "But I have no gloves! A pity too! I had one – the last one of an old pair – and lost that. Very careless of me. Some Gentleman offered me an impertinence. I left it – in his face." "You shall die exquisitely." "Dragoon, n. A soldier who combines dash and steadiness in so equal measure that he makes his advances on foot and his retreats on horseback." "Duel, n. A formal ceremony preliminary to the reconciliation of two enemies. Great skill is necessary to its satisfactory observance; if awkwardly performed the most unexpected and deplorable consequences sometimes ensue. A long time ago a man lost his life in a duel. That dueling's a gentlemanly vice~ Ambrose Bierce (1842 - ca. 1914) ~ "Redder’s Lick: The stroke which one often receives in endeavouring to part combatants." "I tried to sit him down, think things through, "Go ahead, wear white after Labour Day, we dare you!" "The sword is one of the few implements that can penetrate both the imagination of man, and his vital organs." "I scream, you scream, we all scream for escrime!" "Tournament Weird: The general condition of nervous energy, fatigue, and absent-mindedness afflicting fencers immediately preceding, during, and immediately following competition. As in: 'I think Vanessa has gone a bit tournament weird!'" "In Germany, students join fraternities to drink beer and participate in a centuries-old form of ritualistic combat. In Canada students join frats to drink beer. Try something new! Join the U of C Fencing Club!" "If you can't hit your friends with swords, who can you hit?" "Keep distance, extend your arm, take control of the opponent’s blade." "Notwithstanding all the assistance listed above, there are sure to be lacunae, mistakes, and other shortcomings in this book. As any past fencer will quickly recognize, such errors are solely the responsibility and fault of... the referee." "Real sharpness comes without effort." "Calligraphy is so similar to fencing." "Logic is like the sword--those who appeal to it shall perish by it." "Let none presume to tell me that the pen is preferable to the sword." "He who lives by the sword, will eventually be wiped out by some bastard with a sawn off shotgun." "There has been opposition to every innovation in the history of man, with the possible exception of the sword." "If you ain't never pick up the sword, you ain't never have to worry about fallin' on it." T"he pen is mightier than the sword, until it runs out of ink." "Those who beat their swords into ploughshares may one day find themselves ruled by those of us who kept their swords." And, not a fencing quotation, but a good one none the less: "Never for me the lowered banner, never the last endeavour." Home | About Us
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