" The Tennis event today was filled with wonder and speculation. Though the Josephville and Novara teams had easily beaten out all other competetors in spectacular matchups, the final matchup between those two teams was initially slow and boring. The match started with both teams cooperating with each other, refusing to serve the ball to prevent hurting the other team's feelings. After one hour, hypnotists were brought in to temporarily clear each teams memory of their identity and home country so that the game could continue. After that point, the teams began to play tennis, and Josephville nudged out Novara, winning the gold medal. "