" The Second Annual Jeetanic Games came to an incredible conclusion today. The closing ceremonies included all the athletes that participated in all the events, including several who were carried on by stretchers, representing those injured for the fight to make their country proud, or simply being at the wrong place at the wrong time. In a round of spectacular misjudgement and unorganization, every athlete shook the hand of every other athlete, taking the closing ceremonies well into the next couple of days. The Jeetanics are over... which means only one thing... prepare for next year! "