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 The Englishman’s LamentDear old England not the same
 We dreaded invasion, and it came
 But no it’s not the beastly Hun
 The gawdam Yankee army came.
 
 
 You’ll find them on the tram or bus
 There isn’t room for both of us
 We walk and let them have our seats
 Then get run over by their Jeeps.
 
 
 They laugh at us for drinking beer
 They say our beers warm over here
 But after drinking 2 or more
 You’ll find them lying on the floor.
 
 
 And you should see them try to dance.
 They find a partner, start to prance.
 When we’re half dead, they stop and smile
 How’m I doin Honey Chile?
 
 
 Alas they haven’t fought the Hun
 No glorious battles, they have won
 That pretty ribbon just denotes
 They’ve crossed the sea
 Brave men in boats
 
 
 In a different town, in a different place
 To a different girl, and a different face.
 I love you darling, please be mine
 It’s the same old Yank and the same of line.
 
 
 ANOM
 (There were many variations of this but this is all I can remember. )
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