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Kenny
"Oh my god they've killed Kenny
You bastards!"
was a running joke in South Park in which Kenny died in each episode. In the Buffy TVS and Angel, both Buffy and Angel have died several times and the decision to kill off Buffy's mother was partly motivated by a desire to kill off one character who actually stayed dead.
Khayyam Omar- mathematician and poet
Rubiyat of Omar Khayyam click here for the text
Masturbation
Masturbation is safe sex....so long as you aren't driving a car at the time :)
Lyrics of "Momentum"
[Verse 1:]
Oh, for the sake of momentum
I've allowed my fears to get larger than life
And it's brought me to my current agendum
Whereupon I deny fulfillment has yet to arrive
[Chorus:]
And I know life is getting shorter
I can't bring myself to set the scene
Even when it's approaching torture
I've got my routine
[Verse 2:]
Oh, for the sake of momentum
Even though I agree with that stuff about seizing the day
But I hate to think of effort expended
All those minutes and days and hours
I have frittered away.
[Chorus]
And I know life is getting shorter
I can't bring myself to set the scene
Even when it's approaching torture
I've got my routine
[Bridge 1:]
But I can't confront the doubts I have
I can't admit that maybe the past was bad
And so, for the sake of momentum
I'm condemning the future to death
So it can match the past.
[Bridge 2:]
when I can't confront the doubts I have
I can't admit that maybe the past was bad
And so, for the sake of momentum
I'm condemning the future to death
So it can match the past.
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Oliver's Army
Don't start me talking
I could talk all night
My mind goes sleepwalking
While I'm putting the world to right
Called careers information
Have you got yourself an occupation?
Oliver's army is here to stay
Oliver's army are on their way
And I would rather be anywhere else
But here today
There was a checkpoint Charlie
He didn't crack a smile
But it's no laughing party
When you've been on the murder mile
Only takes one itchy trigger
One more widow, one less white nigger
[Chorus]
Hong Kong is up for grabs
London is full of Arabs
We could be in Palestine
Overrun by a Chinese line
With the boys from the Mersey and the Thames and the Tyne
But there's no danger
It's a professional career
Though it could be arranged
With just a word in Mr. Churchill's ear
If you're out of luck or out of work
We could send you to Johannesburg
[Chorus]
Oranges
Types and family
Clementines: the clementine is a seedless mandarin orange.
Kumquats: the kumquat is like a citrus fruit and has an edible skin. It
is the most well known of the sort fortunella which is closely related
to Citrus.
Mandarins: type of small orange with loose skin. The mandarin got its
name because it was exploited by high-ranking government officials in
China (mandarins).
Minneolas: are a crossing between a tangerine and a grapefruit and can
be recognized by
"the little nose". Can be peeled manually. Is a type of Tangelo, a
minneola is a specifically marketed tangelo.
Oranges: There are different types of oranges: navel oranges, shamouti,
Valencia oranges and blood oranges are the most cultivated races.
Tangelos: a tangelo is a crossing between a tangerine, a grapefruit and
an orange. A specific kind of tangelo is the Ugli which is described
further on this page.
Satsuma:Mandarin oranges are a very special seedling from Japan. Its
skin is a bit tighter than the clementine and it doesn't have seeds as
well.
Tangerines: a tangerine is an orange-red mandarin orange with a
particular citrus taste. Can be peeled manually.
Uglis: a specific kind of tangelo, easier to peel. A crossing between
a tangerine, a grapefruit and an orange. Looks really ugli and
sometimes has brown spots. Can be peeled manually.