Dumb Laws
U.S.
Hawaii
*All residents may be fined as a result of not owning a boat
*Coins are not allowed to be placed in one's ear
Idaho
*It is illegal for a man to give his sweetheart a box of candy weighing less than fifty pounds
*Riding a merry-go-round on Sunday is considered a crime
Illinois
*You must contact the police before entering the city in an automobile
*The English language is not to be spoken
Indiana
*Baths may not be taken between the months of October and March
*The value of Pi is 3.2, not 3.1415
Iowa
*A mean with a moustache may never kiss a woman in public
*Kisses may last for no more than five minutes
Kansas
*Pedestrians crossing the highways at night must wear tail lights
*If two trains meet on the same track, neither shall proceed until the other has passed
Kentucky
*It is illegal to fish in Ohio river in Kentucky without an Indiana fishing license
*One may not dye a duckling blue and offer it for sale unless more than six are for sale at once
Louisiana
*Stealing an alligator could land a person in jail for up to ten years
*One could land in jail for up to a year for making a false promise
Maine
*You may not step out of a plane in flight
*After January 14th you will be charged a fine for having you Christmas decoration still up
Massachusetts
*Snoring is prohibited unless all bedroom windows are closed and securely locked
*It is illegal to go to bed without first having a full bath